Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop
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Unintentionally amusing. Inadvertently, wildly inappropriate. Chaotic Neutral. Posh nerd. Towel is ready, waiting for the Heart of Gold to pick me up. Or for Calgon to take me away. Whichever.
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"Original Van Halen Rules"
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
"Original Van Halen Rules"
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We all got that one homie who emerged from the primordial ooze
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
We all got that one homie who emerged from the primordial ooze
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Sunday 6:30pmET @muttscomics.bsky.social own Patrick McDonnell sits in discussing ESSENTIAL PEANUTS, the 75th ann of the strip, and his own GIFT OF EVERYTHING on WESU 88.1fm wesufm.org streamed, and your fav radio app. A big hour of #indieradio #comicstrips #Peanuts and more!
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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I picked up my copy the other day, and I'm getting one for my friend. We've both been having a rough time lately, and this is cheering me up immensely. I think it'll cheer my buddy up, too. Moments of grace and happiness, a reminder to appreciate the small, good things in life. 👍☺️
Also, if you'd like to get a copy of Tiny Moments of Joy before Christmas, we're advising people order by December 1st. (Prices, including shipping in NZD, which is less in USD/Euro and GBP etc.)
(Kiwi orders can be a wee bit later.😊)
Thank you!🌻🪻❤️
www.swashbucklerpress.com/tiny-moments...
(Kiwi orders can be a wee bit later.😊)
Thank you!🌻🪻❤️
www.swashbucklerpress.com/tiny-moments...
Tiny Moments of Joy | Swashbuckler Press
Delightful moments captured from people watching in a small city in Aotearoa New Zealand.
www.swashbucklerpress.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I picked up my copy the other day, and I'm getting one for my friend. We've both been having a rough time lately, and this is cheering me up immensely. I think it'll cheer my buddy up, too. Moments of grace and happiness, a reminder to appreciate the small, good things in life. 👍☺️
This is fantastic!
And also, because wow, here's a picture of the wash basins in the loos at the centre of my local market. It's the small things sometimes, but they matter.
November 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This is fantastic!
Happy thread! ☺️
🧵Spotted On Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand:
Two men (40s & 50s?) meet in a bustling market:
The first says: "Hey Buddy."
The second says: "Hey."
The first says: "Bought a dingy."
The second says: "Fishing?"
The first says: "Yeah.
The second says: "Done."
Satisfied, they part ways. (1)
Two men (40s & 50s?) meet in a bustling market:
The first says: "Hey Buddy."
The second says: "Hey."
The first says: "Bought a dingy."
The second says: "Fishing?"
The first says: "Yeah.
The second says: "Done."
Satisfied, they part ways. (1)
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Happy thread! ☺️
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ΛRT HΞΛVΞN: Happy birthday to Harlem Renaissance illustrator, artist, sculptor & educator Charles Alston (November 28, 1907–April 27, 1977)
❝I don't believe there's such a thing as “Black art,” though there's certainly been a Black experience. I've lived it. But it's also an American experience.❞
❝I don't believe there's such a thing as “Black art,” though there's certainly been a Black experience. I've lived it. But it's also an American experience.❞
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
ΛRT HΞΛVΞN: Happy birthday to Harlem Renaissance illustrator, artist, sculptor & educator Charles Alston (November 28, 1907–April 27, 1977)
❝I don't believe there's such a thing as “Black art,” though there's certainly been a Black experience. I've lived it. But it's also an American experience.❞
❝I don't believe there's such a thing as “Black art,” though there's certainly been a Black experience. I've lived it. But it's also an American experience.❞
This!
Protect yourself.
Protect others if you're able.
Protect all creatures, great and small.
Protect crumbling ruins and standing stones for elves and fairies.
Protect bogs, marshes, and misty moors for wandering witches, wayward spirits, and all of the horrors shambling in the gloom.
Protect others if you're able.
Protect all creatures, great and small.
Protect crumbling ruins and standing stones for elves and fairies.
Protect bogs, marshes, and misty moors for wandering witches, wayward spirits, and all of the horrors shambling in the gloom.
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
This!
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Beautiful human being beautiful.
My pho guy closes his shop on Black Friday every year and just cooks hibachi out front all day for anyone that wants it for free
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Beautiful human being beautiful.
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Goodnight from Jenna Little, dropping something more than ten pence pieces into the Meldon Hill Wishing Well. Goodnight from David Severs, wondering if a packet of 20 John Player Special is enough of a ritual offering to ensure safe crossing to the Gore Islands. Goodnight from Hookland.
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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I adore Weychester. In its streets and wyndes one can play the game of guessing which secret society lives behind which door. Here the Order of the Clapperclaw, there the Grand Lodge of Mirrors. The Duat Club is easy to spot, but many other entrances demand our pondering. – #CLNolan
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Black Friday has a somewhat different meaning in Hookland and it certainly isn’t a festival of consumerism …
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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The city is layers of story. Sometimes it is told in occulted stone symbolism, sometimes in street names and haunted hodology. Thousands of narratives with no editor. Thousands of tales seeping into the city's own strange dreams. No wonder it imagines fabulous things. – #CLNolan
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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As AI-generated music saturates the market, people are realizing they can't distinguish it from human-made music. Many listeners, and musicians, are unsettled by this.
AI music creates unease as it tops the charts – DW – 11/27/2025
As AI-generated music saturates the market, people are realizing they can't distinguish it from human-made music. Many listeners, and musicians, are unsettled by this.
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November 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
As AI-generated music saturates the market, people are realizing they can't distinguish it from human-made music. Many listeners, and musicians, are unsettled by this.
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Pine Trees in the Fen - 1884
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/13455
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/13455
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Le grand style / The great style
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/3114504
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/3114504
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Spare me from star-child occultists. Spare me from ghost-bothering pricks. Spare me from those who only use witchcraft as an excuse to see some naked flesh. It isn’t the Age of Aquarius Nokes, it’s the Age of the Pisspuffin. - #DICallaghan in conversation to #DSNokes
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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GOBBLE & WADDLE
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Happy Turkey Day! #thanksgiving #satire #comedy
YouTube video by Droobiee
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November 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
GOBBLE & WADDLE
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Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen.
POISON feat. Tesla
Mötley Crüe feat. Warrant
Clash of the Titans (Alice in Chains opening for Megadeth, Anthrax, and Slayer)
Lilith Fair - feat. Missy Elliot, Sara McLachlan, Indigo Girls, and Natalie Merchant
Dave Matthews Band feat. Macy Gray
POISON feat. Tesla
Mötley Crüe feat. Warrant
Clash of the Titans (Alice in Chains opening for Megadeth, Anthrax, and Slayer)
Lilith Fair - feat. Missy Elliot, Sara McLachlan, Indigo Girls, and Natalie Merchant
Dave Matthews Band feat. Macy Gray
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen.
Samhain (my 1st show-the “blood show” at the Metro in Chicago)
Public Enemy
Depeche Mode
Primus OPENING for 24-7 Spyz
Diamanda Galas
Samhain (my 1st show-the “blood show” at the Metro in Chicago)
Public Enemy
Depeche Mode
Primus OPENING for 24-7 Spyz
Diamanda Galas
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen.
Pink Floyd
Rolling Stones
Fleetwood Mac
Madonna
Adele
Pink Floyd
Rolling Stones
Fleetwood Mac
Madonna
Adele
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen.
POISON feat. Tesla
Mötley Crüe feat. Warrant
Clash of the Titans (Alice in Chains opening for Megadeth, Anthrax, and Slayer)
Lilith Fair - feat. Missy Elliot, Sara McLachlan, Indigo Girls, and Natalie Merchant
Dave Matthews Band feat. Macy Gray
POISON feat. Tesla
Mötley Crüe feat. Warrant
Clash of the Titans (Alice in Chains opening for Megadeth, Anthrax, and Slayer)
Lilith Fair - feat. Missy Elliot, Sara McLachlan, Indigo Girls, and Natalie Merchant
Dave Matthews Band feat. Macy Gray
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Bruce Springsteen
Mel Torme
Hothouse Flowers
Beck
Morrissey
Mel Torme
Hothouse Flowers
Beck
Morrissey
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Bruce Springsteen
Mel Torme
Hothouse Flowers
Beck
Morrissey
Mel Torme
Hothouse Flowers
Beck
Morrissey
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My job was to make the brownies, and friend, I f'n nailed it.
I don't have a ton of kitchen skills, but I make mean brownies, grilled cheeses, and Belgian waffles.
Basically, I'm the guy you wanna get snowed in with.
I don't have a ton of kitchen skills, but I make mean brownies, grilled cheeses, and Belgian waffles.
Basically, I'm the guy you wanna get snowed in with.
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
My job was to make the brownies, and friend, I f'n nailed it.
I don't have a ton of kitchen skills, but I make mean brownies, grilled cheeses, and Belgian waffles.
Basically, I'm the guy you wanna get snowed in with.
I don't have a ton of kitchen skills, but I make mean brownies, grilled cheeses, and Belgian waffles.
Basically, I'm the guy you wanna get snowed in with.