Matt Sitko
@msitko.bsky.social
Never forget Keith Pompey’s alarms
September 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Never forget Keith Pompey’s alarms
Never lost power for more than 10 minutes under Biden, projected to be 75 hours under Trump
June 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Never lost power for more than 10 minutes under Biden, projected to be 75 hours under Trump
Just like all great events in history, I witnessed a SGA pull up. #richardjeffersonistheworst
June 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Just like all great events in history, I witnessed a SGA pull up. #richardjeffersonistheworst
I thought of 2 new categories for senior awards. Most and Least Likely to be an ICE agent
June 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I thought of 2 new categories for senior awards. Most and Least Likely to be an ICE agent
I'm beginnig to think that maybe we shouldn't have SS officers yanking minorities off the street before shipping them off to a concentration camp.
March 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I'm beginnig to think that maybe we shouldn't have SS officers yanking minorities off the street before shipping them off to a concentration camp.
@malcolmkenyatta.bsky.social Please do what you can to impeach Trump today
March 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
@malcolmkenyatta.bsky.social Please do what you can to impeach Trump today
Cooper Flagg is in a wheel chair. Sixers are winning the lottery!!!!!
a woman says bring him home in a tv show
ALT: a woman says bring him home in a tv show
media.tenor.com
March 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Cooper Flagg is in a wheel chair. Sixers are winning the lottery!!!!!
Hey @cnn, how about you do some reporting on how demanding mineral rights from Ukraine in order to get our protection is kind of a big thing? I mean, break out the breaking news incon when we threaten war upon another country
February 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Hey @cnn, how about you do some reporting on how demanding mineral rights from Ukraine in order to get our protection is kind of a big thing? I mean, break out the breaking news incon when we threaten war upon another country
Buffy actresses dying and slack being down, head exploding
@jivedonut.bsky.social @eggcationczar.bsky.social @harvey-birdman.bsky.social @reestuart.bsky.social
@jivedonut.bsky.social @eggcationczar.bsky.social @harvey-birdman.bsky.social @reestuart.bsky.social
February 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Buffy actresses dying and slack being down, head exploding
@jivedonut.bsky.social @eggcationczar.bsky.social @harvey-birdman.bsky.social @reestuart.bsky.social
@jivedonut.bsky.social @eggcationczar.bsky.social @harvey-birdman.bsky.social @reestuart.bsky.social
Can somebody get @robdelaney.bsky.social to start using Bluesky?
February 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Can somebody get @robdelaney.bsky.social to start using Bluesky?
Just finished my child abuse clearances for volunteering with kids. Thanks to Saint Elon, that won't need to be done in the future.
February 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Just finished my child abuse clearances for volunteering with kids. Thanks to Saint Elon, that won't need to be done in the future.
@inquirer.com How about a little less on plane crashes and more on the Trump coup. The NYT, WSJ, WAPO and LATimes have all stepped aside as Trump vassals. Step into the breach and report on what really matters the end of the United States as we know it.
February 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
@inquirer.com How about a little less on plane crashes and more on the Trump coup. The NYT, WSJ, WAPO and LATimes have all stepped aside as Trump vassals. Step into the breach and report on what really matters the end of the United States as we know it.
Need a pick me up, going to watch Valkyrie tonight
January 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Need a pick me up, going to watch Valkyrie tonight
SMU heading to Happy Valley. Hookers please be safe if you come across Craig James
December 8, 2024 at 11:17 PM
SMU heading to Happy Valley. Hookers please be safe if you come across Craig James
Nice knockers at our hotel
November 9, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Nice knockers at our hotel
@washingtonpost.com Run the Harris endorsement or I unsubscribe.
October 25, 2024 at 7:02 PM
@washingtonpost.com Run the Harris endorsement or I unsubscribe.
Finally quit twitter today
October 9, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Finally quit twitter today
Sick and tired of all the commentary saying Pete Rose had a complicated legacy. He was a POS, say it. We are allowed to say that horrible people are horrible #trump
October 1, 2024 at 12:15 PM
Sick and tired of all the commentary saying Pete Rose had a complicated legacy. He was a POS, say it. We are allowed to say that horrible people are horrible #trump
I am unsure of where I stand on eating pets. On one hand, cocker spaniels are delicious. On the other hand, there has to be some negative
September 11, 2024 at 1:42 AM
I am unsure of where I stand on eating pets. On one hand, cocker spaniels are delicious. On the other hand, there has to be some negative
How was Godzilla Minus One not up for Best Picture, Best International Feature Film, Best Director and Supporting Actress?
June 4, 2024 at 2:28 PM
How was Godzilla Minus One not up for Best Picture, Best International Feature Film, Best Director and Supporting Actress?
Need a haters guide ruling on Yale vs Auburn. Yale is capitalism, Dubya, the Clintons, and prep school assholes.
Auburn is Trumpers, the $EC and Trumpers @drewmagary.bsky.social
Auburn is Trumpers, the $EC and Trumpers @drewmagary.bsky.social
March 23, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Need a haters guide ruling on Yale vs Auburn. Yale is capitalism, Dubya, the Clintons, and prep school assholes.
Auburn is Trumpers, the $EC and Trumpers @drewmagary.bsky.social
Auburn is Trumpers, the $EC and Trumpers @drewmagary.bsky.social
Amy Coney Barret is now concerned that Colorado's factual findings are clear. She had no such problem with Masterpiece cake case when she accepted lies
February 8, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Amy Coney Barret is now concerned that Colorado's factual findings are clear. She had no such problem with Masterpiece cake case when she accepted lies
Want to get me some of those Cheese Mo’z @davidjroth.bsky.social
January 23, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Want to get me some of those Cheese Mo’z @davidjroth.bsky.social
Blue sky day on bluesky
January 2, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Blue sky day on bluesky