Matt Blank
@msbutah.bsky.social
🏞Reticulating Splines in Salt Lake City
🐵Engineering monkey for the TeeVee
🚮Posts are my own terrible opinion
🐵Engineering monkey for the TeeVee
🚮Posts are my own terrible opinion
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So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
Me having to re-work my streaming app password sharing ecosystem if Netflix absorbs HBO.
December 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Me having to re-work my streaming app password sharing ecosystem if Netflix absorbs HBO.
lol the Sim City 3000 soundtrack was my top album of the year 💀
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
lol the Sim City 3000 soundtrack was my top album of the year 💀
Sounds like they can afford to pay more in taxes and still have enough left over to fix whatever is going on here.
Michael and Susan Dell pledge $6.25 billion to help fund "Trump Accounts," a program aimed at building savings for millions of American kids https://cnn.it/3MAANgr
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Sounds like they can afford to pay more in taxes and still have enough left over to fix whatever is going on here.
I have Aunt Gayle singing "Sailors in Your Mouth" stuck in my head this morning.
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I have Aunt Gayle singing "Sailors in Your Mouth" stuck in my head this morning.
A child ran her roller bag over my foot on an empty train platform. Sorry you couldn’t avoid me in the empty three feet to either side of me. Definitely understandable behavior.
a woman says that i will admit in front of a #schittscreek logo
ALT: a woman says that i will admit in front of a #schittscreek logo
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November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
A child ran her roller bag over my foot on an empty train platform. Sorry you couldn’t avoid me in the empty three feet to either side of me. Definitely understandable behavior.
Pampered Chef exponential growth has infected my family. I was invited to one, then three, now 8 family “parties”. At this rate, at the end of the year in 41 days, I’ll be invited to 10^17 Pampered Chef parties.
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Pampered Chef exponential growth has infected my family. I was invited to one, then three, now 8 family “parties”. At this rate, at the end of the year in 41 days, I’ll be invited to 10^17 Pampered Chef parties.
UTA bus had Meadowbrook in the chyron abbreviated to M’brook.
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
UTA bus had Meadowbrook in the chyron abbreviated to M’brook.
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Salami Advent Calendar, Czech Republic. podnikovka.cz/uzeniny_c103...
November 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Salami Advent Calendar, Czech Republic. podnikovka.cz/uzeniny_c103...
This is a sentence that exists in our timeline.
Young Mormons Built an App to Help Men Quit Gooning tinyurl.com/2b9ba4es [Wired]
Young Mormons Built an App to Help Men Quit Gooning
The Relay app allows users to track their porn-free streaks and get group support. Its creators say they’re taking a stand against porn and AI erotica.
tinyurl.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is a sentence that exists in our timeline.
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Just in: The Kilby Block Party lineup is out and it's huge.
Lorde, Turnstile, Hayley Williams, Blood Orange among the names performing at the Utah State Fairpark next year:
Lorde, Turnstile, Hayley Williams, Blood Orange among the names performing at the Utah State Fairpark next year:
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Just in: The Kilby Block Party lineup is out and it's huge.
Lorde, Turnstile, Hayley Williams, Blood Orange among the names performing at the Utah State Fairpark next year:
Lorde, Turnstile, Hayley Williams, Blood Orange among the names performing at the Utah State Fairpark next year:
Why does this HP monitor wrapper want me to goatse it?
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Why does this HP monitor wrapper want me to goatse it?
Not me seeing an ad for the Utah Jazz/Atlanta Hawks game and wonder why Falcon Studios was on my TV.
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Not me seeing an ad for the Utah Jazz/Atlanta Hawks game and wonder why Falcon Studios was on my TV.
This looks like an oil refinery with colorful pipes.
Meryal Water Park, Qatar. instagram.com/p/CfCZKlKh_9C
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This looks like an oil refinery with colorful pipes.
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BREAKING NEWS: A judge REJECTS the Utah legislature's map and picks one drawn by the League of Women Voters and Mormon Women for Ethical Government for the new congressional districts: www.fox13now.com/news/politic... #utpol #Utah
Judge picks a new congressional map in redistricting
The judge overseeing the legal battle over congressional redistricting has chosen a map that will represent Utahns.
www.fox13now.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 AM
BREAKING NEWS: A judge REJECTS the Utah legislature's map and picks one drawn by the League of Women Voters and Mormon Women for Ethical Government for the new congressional districts: www.fox13now.com/news/politic... #utpol #Utah
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November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Funny how I got three dem fundraising texts today. Happily reported them all as spam.
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Funny how I got three dem fundraising texts today. Happily reported them all as spam.
Once again the sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Once again the sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
I’m excited for the new nap time bench on the trax trains.
November 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I’m excited for the new nap time bench on the trax trains.
Employer provided health insurance renews this month and they hid all the price increases by raising deductibles 30% per person. Yay.
November 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Employer provided health insurance renews this month and they hid all the price increases by raising deductibles 30% per person. Yay.
Windows 95 Hot Dog Stand themed
November 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Windows 95 Hot Dog Stand themed
Someone please teach my dog what Daylight Savings Time is.
November 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Someone please teach my dog what Daylight Savings Time is.