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MRSAla K LeGuin
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Leftist trash
Queer
She/They
Gen X but barely
Text to the DoorDash driver when they tell me the thing I ordered isn’t available, but they do have a similar replacement that I’m half-assed boycotting because they poisoned a river at some point:
“Yeah, that’s fine. There’s no ethical consumption under capitalism anyway.”
August 14, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I miss The Onion
THEY’RE GENDERING THE TARIFFS
April 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Tell me why, when a colleague asked me how I was doing, I replied, “Pretty slammed. But in a good way.”?!
April 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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March 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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SCOOP: Now that Linda McMahon is confirmed/sworn in as secretary, Trump will be imminently issuing an executive order eliminating the Department of Education.

I’ve obtained a draft of an email that McMahon will be sending to staff re: the EO and the department’s “final mission”.

Here is a portion:
March 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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folks, there’s good news for a change.

that anti-trans executive order sports ban won’t be a law this week; they didn’t get closer to defining trans people out of legal existence or trans women as men under the law.

this matters.

no democrats broke ranks.

thank you to everyone who called. 💜🏳️‍⚧️
March 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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it would be great if we had a democratic party willing to go out and say “this is an insane lie to get you to irrationally hate a minority group trying to just exist peacefully” rather than start throwing us under the bus and twiddling their thumbs
Tommy Tuberville: "We're getting to a point where women and girls sports are getting ready to be extinct. Because already in states across this country, we have high school teams that are made up of totally boys participating against girls."

Where is this happening?
March 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Apparently the reason the left "always loses" is because some of us are annoying and put people off. The far-right, of course, are a bunch of cool chill guys that are fun and normal 24/7.
March 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Millennials realized long ago that our best bet for retirement is an honorable death in the Water Wars of 2052.
March 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Those alanis morrissette singles were so bulletproof that i bet you could take one line from any of them and make it worse by an order of magnitude like "i've got one hand in my pocket and the other one is in the other pocket" and it still would've been a hit
March 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
How long until DOGE decides half the population is “fraudulent”?
March 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
“Honey, I Shrunk the President”
It's crazy how there might actually be a conclave so soon after the movie "Conclave" came out. Anyway, back to work on my screenplay "Emergency Tesla Board Meeting".
March 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Oh no, not the landlords!!!
March 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Smoking weed and occasionally stage whispering, “DUBIOUS!” at a UFO documentary is not a terrible Saturday night
March 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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I'm just wondering if Trump/Musk were agents acting on behalf or Russia/China, how would they be acting differently?
Holy shit. This is fucking nuts.
February 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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keep 15 fidget toys on me at all times to help the gang focus on our crimes
February 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Is DOGE our Hilterjugend?
February 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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babe wake up they have dill flavored weed
Hey, they named a spice after you:
February 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Ethel Rosenberg got the chair for doing a lot less damage to U.S. national security than Elon Musk has done this week
February 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Me when I flip off a cybertruck
a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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and if elected, my fellow Americans, I will end DOGE's reign of terror and replace it with a new agency: the Government Oversight And Transparency Services Executive
February 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Bet
Found out that TWENTY emails is considered a lot to politicians on an issue.

TWENTY.

As in, they call that getting slammed.

So next time you see a request to email your rep, or call, keep that in mind.

TWENTY is a lot.
February 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM