MRSAla K LeGuin
@mrsalakleguin.bsky.social
Leftist trash
Queer
She/They
Gen X but barely
Queer
She/They
Gen X but barely
Text to the DoorDash driver when they tell me the thing I ordered isn’t available, but they do have a similar replacement that I’m half-assed boycotting because they poisoned a river at some point:
“Yeah, that’s fine. There’s no ethical consumption under capitalism anyway.”
“Yeah, that’s fine. There’s no ethical consumption under capitalism anyway.”
August 14, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Text to the DoorDash driver when they tell me the thing I ordered isn’t available, but they do have a similar replacement that I’m half-assed boycotting because they poisoned a river at some point:
“Yeah, that’s fine. There’s no ethical consumption under capitalism anyway.”
“Yeah, that’s fine. There’s no ethical consumption under capitalism anyway.”
I miss The Onion
April 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I miss The Onion
Tell me why, when a colleague asked me how I was doing, I replied, “Pretty slammed. But in a good way.”?!
April 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Tell me why, when a colleague asked me how I was doing, I replied, “Pretty slammed. But in a good way.”?!
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SCOOP: Now that Linda McMahon is confirmed/sworn in as secretary, Trump will be imminently issuing an executive order eliminating the Department of Education.
I’ve obtained a draft of an email that McMahon will be sending to staff re: the EO and the department’s “final mission”.
Here is a portion:
I’ve obtained a draft of an email that McMahon will be sending to staff re: the EO and the department’s “final mission”.
Here is a portion:
![After President Trump's inauguration last month, he has steadily signed a slate of executive orders to keep these education promises: combatting critical race theory, DEl, gender ideology extremism, and discrimination in admissions. President Trump has also been focused on eliminating wasteful bureaucracy and harmful programs in the federal government. To that end, today he signed [Executive Order XYZ, entitled "Eliminating the Department of Education,] which has given us a clear and final mission.
We are to identify which of the Department's functions, programs, and offices are not mandated by statute, and eliminate them. This reorganization will impact staff, budgets, reporting, and more —and in coming months, we will determine how it can be accomplished with minimal delay and disruption. The President further tasked us with creating a plan to reallocate and reassign functions of the Department of Education that would be more effectively managed by other agencies. This plan will offer Congress a road map toward fulfilling the expectations of the President and the American people.
The new vision—which I hope each of you will embrace going forward—can be expressed as four main convictions:
Parents are the primary decision makers in their children's education.
Students deserve to be protected from physical violence, racial discrimination, medical tyranny, and gender extremism ideology on campus.
Postsecondary education should be a path to a well-paying career aligned with workforce needs.
Taxpayer-funded education should refocus on meaningful learning: proficiency in math, reading, and core subjects, and patriotism in American history and civics.
As we move to reduce the Department's middleman role in education, these four convictions must guide us toward conscientious and pragmatic action. The elimination of bureaucracy should free us, not limit us, in our pursuit of these goals
Removing red tape and bureaucratic barriers will empower parents to make th](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ejihld4sywvvqwe67cdkn4jq/bafkreictcxubqhd7foyjwbms62bj3cxmfyepqk2ms3l6ctabsa6fvpm5ju@jpeg)
March 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
SCOOP: Now that Linda McMahon is confirmed/sworn in as secretary, Trump will be imminently issuing an executive order eliminating the Department of Education.
I’ve obtained a draft of an email that McMahon will be sending to staff re: the EO and the department’s “final mission”.
Here is a portion:
I’ve obtained a draft of an email that McMahon will be sending to staff re: the EO and the department’s “final mission”.
Here is a portion:
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folks, there’s good news for a change.
that anti-trans executive order sports ban won’t be a law this week; they didn’t get closer to defining trans people out of legal existence or trans women as men under the law.
this matters.
no democrats broke ranks.
thank you to everyone who called. 💜🏳️⚧️
that anti-trans executive order sports ban won’t be a law this week; they didn’t get closer to defining trans people out of legal existence or trans women as men under the law.
this matters.
no democrats broke ranks.
thank you to everyone who called. 💜🏳️⚧️
March 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
folks, there’s good news for a change.
that anti-trans executive order sports ban won’t be a law this week; they didn’t get closer to defining trans people out of legal existence or trans women as men under the law.
this matters.
no democrats broke ranks.
thank you to everyone who called. 💜🏳️⚧️
that anti-trans executive order sports ban won’t be a law this week; they didn’t get closer to defining trans people out of legal existence or trans women as men under the law.
this matters.
no democrats broke ranks.
thank you to everyone who called. 💜🏳️⚧️
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it would be great if we had a democratic party willing to go out and say “this is an insane lie to get you to irrationally hate a minority group trying to just exist peacefully” rather than start throwing us under the bus and twiddling their thumbs
Tommy Tuberville: "We're getting to a point where women and girls sports are getting ready to be extinct. Because already in states across this country, we have high school teams that are made up of totally boys participating against girls."
Where is this happening?
Where is this happening?
March 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
it would be great if we had a democratic party willing to go out and say “this is an insane lie to get you to irrationally hate a minority group trying to just exist peacefully” rather than start throwing us under the bus and twiddling their thumbs
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Apparently the reason the left "always loses" is because some of us are annoying and put people off. The far-right, of course, are a bunch of cool chill guys that are fun and normal 24/7.
March 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Apparently the reason the left "always loses" is because some of us are annoying and put people off. The far-right, of course, are a bunch of cool chill guys that are fun and normal 24/7.
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Millennials realized long ago that our best bet for retirement is an honorable death in the Water Wars of 2052.
March 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Millennials realized long ago that our best bet for retirement is an honorable death in the Water Wars of 2052.
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Those alanis morrissette singles were so bulletproof that i bet you could take one line from any of them and make it worse by an order of magnitude like "i've got one hand in my pocket and the other one is in the other pocket" and it still would've been a hit
March 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Those alanis morrissette singles were so bulletproof that i bet you could take one line from any of them and make it worse by an order of magnitude like "i've got one hand in my pocket and the other one is in the other pocket" and it still would've been a hit
How long until DOGE decides half the population is “fraudulent”?
March 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
How long until DOGE decides half the population is “fraudulent”?
“Honey, I Shrunk the President”
It's crazy how there might actually be a conclave so soon after the movie "Conclave" came out. Anyway, back to work on my screenplay "Emergency Tesla Board Meeting".
March 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
“Honey, I Shrunk the President”
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Oh no, not the landlords!!!
March 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Oh no, not the landlords!!!
Smoking weed and occasionally stage whispering, “DUBIOUS!” at a UFO documentary is not a terrible Saturday night
March 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Smoking weed and occasionally stage whispering, “DUBIOUS!” at a UFO documentary is not a terrible Saturday night
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I'm just wondering if Trump/Musk were agents acting on behalf or Russia/China, how would they be acting differently?
February 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I'm just wondering if Trump/Musk were agents acting on behalf or Russia/China, how would they be acting differently?
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keep 15 fidget toys on me at all times to help the gang focus on our crimes
February 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
keep 15 fidget toys on me at all times to help the gang focus on our crimes
Is DOGE our Hilterjugend?
February 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Is DOGE our Hilterjugend?
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babe wake up they have dill flavored weed
February 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
babe wake up they have dill flavored weed
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Ethel Rosenberg got the chair for doing a lot less damage to U.S. national security than Elon Musk has done this week
February 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Ethel Rosenberg got the chair for doing a lot less damage to U.S. national security than Elon Musk has done this week
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Me when I flip off a cybertruck
a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Me when I flip off a cybertruck
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and if elected, my fellow Americans, I will end DOGE's reign of terror and replace it with a new agency: the Government Oversight And Transparency Services Executive
February 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
and if elected, my fellow Americans, I will end DOGE's reign of terror and replace it with a new agency: the Government Oversight And Transparency Services Executive
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Found out that TWENTY emails is considered a lot to politicians on an issue.
TWENTY.
As in, they call that getting slammed.
So next time you see a request to email your rep, or call, keep that in mind.
TWENTY is a lot.
TWENTY.
As in, they call that getting slammed.
So next time you see a request to email your rep, or call, keep that in mind.
TWENTY is a lot.
February 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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