Basti
mrrattenheimer.bsky.social
Basti
@mrrattenheimer.bsky.social
Some smelly 40+ German rat guy
Unmuted a whole lot of people. Timeline looks not desirable. When will Bluesky finally come out with that option to mute retweets?
I don't wanna mute people I like just because they're mass retweeting horndogs.
December 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
As someone who absolutely loves that show I gotta say.
Yeah, it is accurate.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLu_...
Death In Paradise – Condensed to one minute
YouTube video by Bagpuss
www.youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
In my job I've learned that all my social issues and social competence are somewhat tolerable compared to how bad things could be.
So many people complained about the new coworker.
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
When you have to remember that they write in English.

Tag.
Well, Guten Tag to you too.

Tier list.
Well, my favorite Tier is the rat.

Das rite.
Well, actually it's Der Ritus or Die Riten.
December 1, 2025 at 8:40 AM
One of my favorite songs of all time is a rather obscure one from a fairly obscure band. Translated it is called Interpersonal Relationships Of The Reproductive Kind.
It's about a cultivated intellectual man who gets horny as fuck.
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
When I was a little kid and my father turned 50 we almost set the house on fire.50 tea lights.I remember he had migraines for weeks before and after.
Big numbers are hurtful reminders of unfulfilled ambitions. Once you're over the threshold, birthdays are just reminders of times' relentless advance.
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
You ever have this weird thing where you are into multiple things, but the things you're mostly into get overshadowed by the stuff you have in common with your acquaintances? Where you only do the stuff you're okay with, but not what your heart longs for because nobody cares for that?
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
When I was a kid, my father made lots of jokes that I never got at the time.
Like he called pigeons the "hearing impaired". Because the word Pigeons in German can also be understood as the deaf.
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Reposted by Basti
A special birthday gift drawing for my good friend @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social

Happy Birthday Basti!!
hope you like your cloth diaper that play Happy Birthday when you press it.
#furryart #diaperfur
November 30, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Do kids these days still spend entire school hours to copy whatever text the teacher puts on the blackboard?
Or was that just us in the 80s and 90s in those schools that had no money for textbooks or photocopy machines?
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Reposted by Basti
It’s was 25 years ago that I discovered that I wasn’t the only weird fraggle out there…
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I drew a picture. And the physical therapist asked me how I've managed to turn my back into concrete again since the last session.
Can't stand, can't sit, can't walk or run. Gymnastics twice a week. I don't even buy shoes with laces anymore. It's a constant battle against deterioration. Ah, fun.
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Had a whole series planned. Indestructible Ancient Alien Dinosaurs And A High Mortality Rate Rat.
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Finally plopped that external hard drive with all the backups into the new PC. Only took me about a year and a few. Whole lot of projects that I totally forgot about.
When the old craptop croaked I lost so much motivation. At least I didn't lose much work.
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Ah, poopoo. I'm designing a new dino while I haven't even put a color scheme on the one I created last year. And I was wondering where I left his refs. I didn't draw anything besides the kink stuff on paper.
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Had the sudden urge to quickly design a new character that's been haunting around in my head.
Another raptor. Because you can never have enough of those.
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Recently we had one of my favorite topics. German videogame censorship.
The lack of red ketchup is just brutal and I consider it a human rights violation that you can't shoot mustache man in the face. It got better, but I'm still scarred from the dark days of oil for blood.
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I can't tell an English accent apart from an American or Australian.
That's how I've managed to play a videogame series for about 7 years and only now learn about it being British from a random YT comment. And now I've noticed that the cars drive on the left side.
I'm a bit of a slow rat.
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I wonder if there is fall damage! Only one way to find out!

(Yes, I stole the bg from MM2. I am as sorry as I am lazy.)
November 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I have a mouth, but I scream with my eyes; if I had any.
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Reposted by Basti
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
My Ex is quite a sponge. So when we seperated, I kept on living like with him. Basically like Scrooge McDuck; turning every penny twice, re-using tea bags and stuff.
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Why, look at that. Christmas came early this year.
November 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I feel naked without my backpack. Or Rucksack. I'm a sack rat. Or, how we say in German. Eine Sackratte.
Ich bin eine Sackratte, Carl! Eine Sackratte!

Cheers to the two peeps who get it and find it funny.
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Depending on how you measure, I could count as a late Gen-X or as an early Millennial. That grey zone of the early 80ies.
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM