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Mr. Micawber
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Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen and six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery.
The autopen is warming up even as we write this.
December 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Big, strong doctor
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
No, no! It was, said his doctor, “the best MRI he had ever seen!”
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“Why does Biden, who is older and battling cancer, look healthier than Trump? Our pharmacist explains.”
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
That cross must have been burning her flesh - note that she’s not wearing it today.
December 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I’m old enough to remember the US media’s cheerleading for the Gulf War, merely reporting uncritically whatever the government wanted said.

People were fired if they didn’t get out the pom-poms and cheerlead along with the program.

If trust in media has eroded, it’s the media’s own fault.
December 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Note the absence of shiny cross.

Has she finally pledged her allegiance to Satan? I mean, officially?
December 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
As an old and experienced pothead, I have no idea what could be causing your short term memory loss…
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
His legislative impotence - his inability to have any input on how his own government runs - requires that he reach out and tell the people of Ireland how to run their country.
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
What is really sad is that we keep expecting that this or that illegal behaviour - blatant lawlessness, conducted in the full view of the public and judiciary - will finally result in “consequences” for the Trump Administration.
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It really all depends which “people” you are talking about.

These ARE his people.
December 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Well, it was a cash bribe.

Perfectly normal in the New Amerika. Get with the program!
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Fucked - but pardoned.

The wheels of the bus go round and round…
December 1, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Can you blame us? Deep inside everyone is a little Russki just trying to get out.

We’re just helping them realize their best selves.
December 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Emblematic of the current state of “journalism.”
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
“Queers for Poilievre”

Now THAT would be funny.
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Eek! Is somebody counting?

Fuck!
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Why not act with impunity when the boss hands out pardons like rolls of paper towels?
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Wet blanket.

We’re having a grand old freakout over here on the Left and you’re ruining it.
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Everything that goes wrong in Russki Mir is a direct result of Anericanski meddling.
November 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
How could he have been drafted in 2027?

That seems incorrect…
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
All Western propaganda.

There was no invasion - it was a goodwill visit in force, and then the Ukrainians started to shoot at us.
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Because Horst Wessel was a man?

Just spit-balling…
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I have a question:

Was the actor who played Kemp on Upstart Crow channeling Ricky Gervais?
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 PM
“Laws”

Quaint.
November 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM