Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴☠️
@mrmarketmis.bsky.social
Collector of shares | Value investor at hearth | Purveyor of fine things
"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so”
https://mrmarketmiscalculates.substack.com/
"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so”
https://mrmarketmiscalculates.substack.com/
Even Apollo is now a bank! @usdhuga.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Even Apollo is now a bank! @usdhuga.bsky.social
And who supported and promoted Brexit, Kemi?
December 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
And who supported and promoted Brexit, Kemi?
cc: @chancethelawyer.bsky.social
"Sorry to Break It to You Geniuses: Under the GENIUS Act the Holders of Stablecoins Actually Have FIFTH Priority in an Issuer Bankruptcy"
creditslips.org/2025/12/02/s...
"Sorry to Break It to You Geniuses: Under the GENIUS Act the Holders of Stablecoins Actually Have FIFTH Priority in an Issuer Bankruptcy"
creditslips.org/2025/12/02/s...
December 9, 2025 at 7:40 AM
cc: @chancethelawyer.bsky.social
"Sorry to Break It to You Geniuses: Under the GENIUS Act the Holders of Stablecoins Actually Have FIFTH Priority in an Issuer Bankruptcy"
creditslips.org/2025/12/02/s...
"Sorry to Break It to You Geniuses: Under the GENIUS Act the Holders of Stablecoins Actually Have FIFTH Priority in an Issuer Bankruptcy"
creditslips.org/2025/12/02/s...
Ah yes, replying to Crazy Cathie and Ark's Chief Futurist...
December 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Ah yes, replying to Crazy Cathie and Ark's Chief Futurist...
So, when are you leaving?
But don't stop by Europe, go straight back to South Africa (or Russia)
But don't stop by Europe, go straight back to South Africa (or Russia)
December 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
So, when are you leaving?
But don't stop by Europe, go straight back to South Africa (or Russia)
But don't stop by Europe, go straight back to South Africa (or Russia)
If anyone could pie Elmo in the face, I'll be happy to pay for both the pie and and all consequent legal costs
December 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If anyone could pie Elmo in the face, I'll be happy to pay for both the pie and and all consequent legal costs
"iT'S thE fuTUrE of MOnEy!"
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 AM
"iT'S thE fuTUrE of MOnEy!"
RIP Bagholders (aka investors)
December 8, 2025 at 9:19 AM
RIP Bagholders (aka investors)
Because it's not true: has $INTC mkt cap gone up by $400bn in three months???
(hey @keubiko.bsky.social, look who's back talking finance!)
(hey @keubiko.bsky.social, look who's back talking finance!)
December 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Because it's not true: has $INTC mkt cap gone up by $400bn in three months???
(hey @keubiko.bsky.social, look who's back talking finance!)
(hey @keubiko.bsky.social, look who's back talking finance!)
A great question maybe for a goldfish...
These MAGA ain't exactly bright, eh?
These MAGA ain't exactly bright, eh?
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
A great question maybe for a goldfish...
These MAGA ain't exactly bright, eh?
These MAGA ain't exactly bright, eh?
Said the guy using a VPN because Twitter is banned in Russia... (and who effectively had the same 'leader' since 1999)
December 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Said the guy using a VPN because Twitter is banned in Russia... (and who effectively had the same 'leader' since 1999)
And what did Alex Karp take?
December 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
And what did Alex Karp take?
Hopefully he's kicked out in two years: he should know that everyone who associates with the orange baboon dies
"Politico - Gianni Infantino’s Trump problem"
tinyurl.com/4z77uk6k
"Politico - Gianni Infantino’s Trump problem"
tinyurl.com/4z77uk6k
December 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Hopefully he's kicked out in two years: he should know that everyone who associates with the orange baboon dies
"Politico - Gianni Infantino’s Trump problem"
tinyurl.com/4z77uk6k
"Politico - Gianni Infantino’s Trump problem"
tinyurl.com/4z77uk6k
You should get acquainted with the socialites' manners in the New World: the only right way to introduce yourself is "May I meet you?"
December 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
You should get acquainted with the socialites' manners in the New World: the only right way to introduce yourself is "May I meet you?"
'Mmmhhh, cherries..."
December 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
'Mmmhhh, cherries..."
The US is a failed experiment: it should be abolished and sovereignty returned to the rightful owners, the natives and the immigrants from the other parts of the world
(and Russia should be returned half to the Norsemen from present day Sweden/Finland and the other half to Mongols)
(and Russia should be returned half to the Norsemen from present day Sweden/Finland and the other half to Mongols)
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The US is a failed experiment: it should be abolished and sovereignty returned to the rightful owners, the natives and the immigrants from the other parts of the world
(and Russia should be returned half to the Norsemen from present day Sweden/Finland and the other half to Mongols)
(and Russia should be returned half to the Norsemen from present day Sweden/Finland and the other half to Mongols)
Another acronym and I'll start screaming!
December 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Another acronym and I'll start screaming!
QTP with an album you'd rate a perfect 10/10 (sorry, I had to go with 2)
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
QTP with an album you'd rate a perfect 10/10 (sorry, I had to go with 2)
Don't make me tap the sign!
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Don't make me tap the sign!
(Torsten Slok): Default Rates Are Falling
“If the recent high-profile defaults were the beginning of a broader credit cycle, then default rates would be going up. Instead, default rates are falling"
Sure, now add Liability Management Exercises (aka ‘kicking the can down the road’) and let me know
“If the recent high-profile defaults were the beginning of a broader credit cycle, then default rates would be going up. Instead, default rates are falling"
Sure, now add Liability Management Exercises (aka ‘kicking the can down the road’) and let me know
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
(Torsten Slok): Default Rates Are Falling
“If the recent high-profile defaults were the beginning of a broader credit cycle, then default rates would be going up. Instead, default rates are falling"
Sure, now add Liability Management Exercises (aka ‘kicking the can down the road’) and let me know
“If the recent high-profile defaults were the beginning of a broader credit cycle, then default rates would be going up. Instead, default rates are falling"
Sure, now add Liability Management Exercises (aka ‘kicking the can down the road’) and let me know