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John MacLeod
@mrjohnmacleod.bsky.social
God’s own third wheel. Human wreckage. Abandon hope all ye who enter.

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This basically means I’m gonna start calling out AI shit when I see it.
November 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Yes. I feel like this merits a shout-out.
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"No Officer, I'm as surprised as you are. There was a dead body in here when I closed the boot!"
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 AM
My friend just showed me this during a serious-ish conversation. Ruined.
November 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
By contrast, a friend punted this remembrance cock’n’balls in my direction over the weekend.
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Current vibes.
October 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Still, it’s not all bad news.
October 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Oh fuck OFF, man.
October 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Imagine wearing those out in public on purpose and crowing to everyone else about “significant cognitive disadvantage”.
September 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Former human rights lawyer leads tributes to man who claimed the Civil Rights Act was “a huge mistake”, and that women should submit to their husbands. I dunno mate, I’d maybe just not say anything, no matter how much I wanted to try and beat Farridge at his own game. #StopCourtingReform
September 14, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Dress for the job you want.
September 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
September 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I got advertised a Temu electric bike just now, and I have duly given it a little touch-up.
August 16, 2025 at 8:40 AM
August 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
“Nova class, which ship’s that?”
This one.
August 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Playing ALL the hits, including ‘Sit Down’, ‘Laid’, and ‘Getting Away With It’, all in the style of Sean Connery!
August 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Yes, because it’ll keep you awake if either you’re doing it or someone else is.
August 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I would rather pipe hot piss up my nostrils than refer to myself as an “AI vegan”, despite that being the general position I have taken. Also “brave new world” my arse.
August 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
August 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Look at the haunted expression on this simpering roll of turkey ham with glasses on, pandering to a convicted sex offender and having an internal existential Error 404 about it.
July 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
A lovely little universal reaction meme. @threebeansaladpod.bsky.social
July 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Ozzy Osbourne: raises £190mil for charity, absolutely storms his last-ever gigs, re-imprints himself in the public consciousness admirably, passes away with dignity.
Hulk Hogan: goes MAGA.

Truly this is an age of polar opposites.

Also I’m cracking up at the image my local newspaper has gone with.
July 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Yep, this week has been shite.
July 18, 2025 at 7:01 AM