Jase Newman
@mrjasenewman.bsky.social
Radiopharmaceutical lab person.
I've decided that Pluribus is a Captain Marvel show.
November 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I've decided that Pluribus is a Captain Marvel show.
There should have been a crossover between The Last of Us and Star Trek Discovery.
August 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
There should have been a crossover between The Last of Us and Star Trek Discovery.
HBO should change it's name to a still frame from the Goofy Movie.
May 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
HBO should change it's name to a still frame from the Goofy Movie.
Is Andor's title meant to be a pun? It's oppression, of course, but there's also specifically a theme of people having to make choices. Do I do this and/or do that?
May 15, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Is Andor's title meant to be a pun? It's oppression, of course, but there's also specifically a theme of people having to make choices. Do I do this and/or do that?
Happy Mon Mothma's Day.
May 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Happy Mon Mothma's Day.
Jurassic Park is an Easter movie.
April 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Jurassic Park is an Easter movie.
I popped an inordinate amount of bubble wrap this morning.
April 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I popped an inordinate amount of bubble wrap this morning.
If you feel the itch to make more Bond films, do Shang-Chi.
February 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
If you feel the itch to make more Bond films, do Shang-Chi.
Humans created corn dogs by domesticating corn wolves over thousands of years.
February 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Humans created corn dogs by domesticating corn wolves over thousands of years.
Angels With Filthy Souls is a Christmas movie.
December 27, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Angels With Filthy Souls is a Christmas movie.
A man places a star at the top of his Christmas tree. Earth is incinerated, the solar system thrown into chaos.
December 22, 2024 at 1:34 PM
A man places a star at the top of his Christmas tree. Earth is incinerated, the solar system thrown into chaos.
Pick a movie, keep one actor. The rest are muppets.
Se7en. Keep Morgan Freeman. Kermit is Detective Mills. Piggy is Tracy. Statler and Waldorf are John Doe and John Ray. Sam The Eagle is the police captain.
Se7en. Keep Morgan Freeman. Kermit is Detective Mills. Piggy is Tracy. Statler and Waldorf are John Doe and John Ray. Sam The Eagle is the police captain.
December 5, 2024 at 9:39 AM
Pick a movie, keep one actor. The rest are muppets.
Se7en. Keep Morgan Freeman. Kermit is Detective Mills. Piggy is Tracy. Statler and Waldorf are John Doe and John Ray. Sam The Eagle is the police captain.
Se7en. Keep Morgan Freeman. Kermit is Detective Mills. Piggy is Tracy. Statler and Waldorf are John Doe and John Ray. Sam The Eagle is the police captain.
The sun is small and easy to lose. Can I interest you in some ominous clouds?
April 8, 2024 at 8:17 PM
The sun is small and easy to lose. Can I interest you in some ominous clouds?
All AI art is the property of Robert Picardo. This was figured out twenty-five years ago.
February 14, 2024 at 1:38 AM
All AI art is the property of Robert Picardo. This was figured out twenty-five years ago.
My dog makes a face like a 1940s gangster when I rub his belly.
January 23, 2024 at 1:52 PM
My dog makes a face like a 1940s gangster when I rub his belly.