Jake; Connection Established
@mrjake.bsky.social
You don’t know who I am, and that’s ok.
Best giveaway ever, a (cheese) Gravyboat.
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Best giveaway ever, a (cheese) Gravyboat.
Working with zero brain cells today
October 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Working with zero brain cells today
Today LiveJournal reminded me I never deleted LiveJournal
October 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Today LiveJournal reminded me I never deleted LiveJournal
June 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I totally forgot that Tim Hortons was kind of in Austin.
Also, playoff hockey hits different
#texashockey
Also, playoff hockey hits different
#texashockey
May 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I totally forgot that Tim Hortons was kind of in Austin.
Also, playoff hockey hits different
#texashockey
Also, playoff hockey hits different
#texashockey
I went hiking up Enchanted Rock last weekend, and I can honestly say I did not die.
Here is the one picture where I was not sucking wind.
Here is the one picture where I was not sucking wind.
May 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I went hiking up Enchanted Rock last weekend, and I can honestly say I did not die.
Here is the one picture where I was not sucking wind.
Here is the one picture where I was not sucking wind.
And Texas goes back to no chill
May 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
And Texas goes back to no chill
Well, this isn’t good
May 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Well, this isn’t good
Closes Expedia window
Stares at wall for a while
Sighs
Stares at wall for a while
Sighs
April 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Closes Expedia window
Stares at wall for a while
Sighs
Stares at wall for a while
Sighs
Here are some sea lions
March 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Here are some sea lions
What the actual fuck is this nightmare fuel generator
February 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
What the actual fuck is this nightmare fuel generator
A superb owl you say?
February 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
A superb owl you say?
Yes, he had a rough first, but had a solid second.
February 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Yes, he had a rough first, but had a solid second.
February 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The kitty decided that I didn’t need to work on that computer today.
January 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The kitty decided that I didn’t need to work on that computer today.
Well, I found my new favorite meme this morning.
January 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Well, I found my new favorite meme this morning.
Plus many of the cities don't have snow removal equipment. The last snow here my neighbor who had just moved down from Washington the summer before asked when the plows were coming, and I was like never.
January 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Plus many of the cities don't have snow removal equipment. The last snow here my neighbor who had just moved down from Washington the summer before asked when the plows were coming, and I was like never.
Hello to all the bots that decided to follow me, please feel free to introduce yourself to the block button
January 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Hello to all the bots that decided to follow me, please feel free to introduce yourself to the block button
You Okay there Delaware? Is there something you need to tell us?
January 16, 2025 at 5:18 AM
You Okay there Delaware? Is there something you need to tell us?
You know, Star Wars Skeleton Crew is pretty damn good.
Yeah it’s a mash up of 80s adventure movies and Star Wars, but is great to see a story not set in this great big Jedi vs Sith tale.
More space pirates please. More of the Owl librarian Kh’ymm as well.
Yeah it’s a mash up of 80s adventure movies and Star Wars, but is great to see a story not set in this great big Jedi vs Sith tale.
More space pirates please. More of the Owl librarian Kh’ymm as well.
January 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
You know, Star Wars Skeleton Crew is pretty damn good.
Yeah it’s a mash up of 80s adventure movies and Star Wars, but is great to see a story not set in this great big Jedi vs Sith tale.
More space pirates please. More of the Owl librarian Kh’ymm as well.
Yeah it’s a mash up of 80s adventure movies and Star Wars, but is great to see a story not set in this great big Jedi vs Sith tale.
More space pirates please. More of the Owl librarian Kh’ymm as well.
How old are you in Internet years without telling us your age?
January 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
How old are you in Internet years without telling us your age?
Advertise your account with one (1) Simpsons image
January 7, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Advertise your account with one (1) Simpsons image
I’ll be honest, I’ll worry about everything in a week.
January 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’ll be honest, I’ll worry about everything in a week.
Without downloading new pics where are you mentally
December 27, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Without downloading new pics where are you mentally
Just the combo of these skeets(?)
December 25, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Just the combo of these skeets(?)