No 20-year-old wants to hear some middle-aged git telling him how to live his life, but... mate, you've got decades ahead of you to worry about boring shit like that. Have some irresponsible fun for a few years.

I can understand it. Caramelised sweet potatoes are great (also a Georgina Hayden recipe for honey/orange caramelised carrots) so it's not a huge leap of faith!

I mean, do these people think the rest of us don't have access to Zoopla? Yes, Richmond is expensive (more so than neighbouring Kingston or Wimbledon) but £2 million is still 5-6 bedrooms and a big garden. They're not exactly struggling.

I mean, I know he presides over one of the smallest town councils in England, but that's a ludicrously light punishment. Why is he still a councillor, let alone mayor?

They're always at liberty to use the M25 if they're annoyed by my presence on the other roads.