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Mr.Nibbles the friendly Komodo dragon
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Hi! I'm Mister Nibbles your friendly neighborhood Komodo dragon!

I'm not mean, just silly. It's my job to post (and repost!) all the silly stuff people don't want on their professional accounts

I like long walks, deep conversations and belly rubs.
This year for Christmas take you family to New York's hottest club *Heavy breathing*

Located between a seagull eating trash in jersey, a Churchill statue on the Champ de Elysée, and your closet, *Heavy breathing* has it all: a bigass pipe organ, existential dread, and ooga woogas.
a man says i know the place just for you in front of a map
Alt: Here to share his home decorating tips, it's our city correspondent....Stephon!!
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March 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Reposted by Mr.Nibbles the friendly Komodo dragon
March 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Not sure what the post was about so all I can do is sing
March 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
🎶🎶🎶Feelings~~🎶🎵 Nothing more than🎵🎶 Feelings ~~~🎵🎵🎶🎶
March 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
😉
March 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I want to stress that everything on this account is 100% serious. Mr. Nibbles doesn't use satire as a way to highlight how extreme and extremely stupid this administration is.
March 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Finally!!!! I have so many that I've been saving for just this moment to eat!
March 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Elon Musk is really good at getting rockets to land where they're supposed to. Maybe he can buy them!
March 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Oops I dropped character there for a sec, I probably should have pretended to be Boris Johnson for this or something 🤣
March 18, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Speaking of brexiteers and five eyes, wasn't Boris Johnson fairly credibly accused of partying with Russian oligarchs in Italy? Obviously not trump level bad and he's byebye now, but still not great for keeping five eyes intelligence secure 😬
March 18, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Sources close to republican house members said their concern was limited because "fortunately elected democrats haven't realized they could win the house back yet and are still hiding in the corner"
March 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Who's Kamala Harris? The name sounds familiar
March 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM