Looks wicked ready. Keep us posted!

I’ll take it!

Oh, and we allllllll need that productivity! More slack, more posts, more reports, gotta be online every second yupppp so important

I think they’re the $325 dupe somebody posted earlier. Dyed to look like well worn good leather, natch.

I’m still flabbergasted — and not a little bummed out — that we could write a long series of stories listing zillionaire after zillionaire who didn’t pay taxes for years and years — and basically nothing happened

That’s just astoundingly awful. What is the minimum wage in Washington state?

I’m a little worried for you. Are the fish and the oven related? The car stereo, that’s clearly aliens.

What about just standing around looking sheepish? We will need replacements for that, too.

No, @kaine.senate.gov, the people who were"RIF'd" earlier this year, thousands of whom are your constituents, did not get their jobs back. Or do they not matter?

Doubt they have ever used public transport. It’s just not on the menu. It’s for the plebes.

I bet you use turn signals, too!

Idiots. I’ve never met a single person who accidentally bought soy milk or a veggie burger. Conversely, I know where the meat is and avoid it. Plus most grocery stores now have a section with signs that say “plant based.”