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hullo I'm adorable 😊
y'all I'm already 40 and just wanna be a cozy gay wife and mom til I'm ded

treat yourselves more kindly, please
I love how one of the first things Kiddo says to me every time i pick him up is that he's missed Josie and is excited to get home to see her
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Hi my name is Julie and I want to see my son this Christmas.

I lost my job in February and I was unable to be there for his birthday this year.

Missing the holidays would mean it would be a year since we were in the same state

gofund.me/4fd1c660a

Please share and donate if you can.
Donate to Bring Julie and Her Son Together This Christmas, organized by Julie Kitchen
Hi, my name is Julie and I want to spend Christmas with my son. … Julie Kitchen needs your support for Bring Julie and Her Son Together This Christmas
gofund.me
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
picked up Kiddo today and i forgot that @jacobziegler.bsky.social dyed my hair on Sunday

me: Ahh my sweet boy i missed you 🥰

Kiddo: i missed you t... Oh wow your hair's pink again!

me: ... oh yeah! after you left we visited the others and Jacob did this for me!

Kiddo: you look like you again 😊
Kiddo told me i should dye my hair again soon. he misses how i looked with bright coloured hair and thinks i should go back to it

good idea, tbh

been thinking for over a year that it'll make me happier

i miss the colours. and how much they made me feel more... me 😊🥰
November 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I fear liberals as much as fascists because a fascist will come straight at you like a rabid dog while a liberal will push you toward them so he can get away.
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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I have three days until rent is due!!!! PLEASE HELP by boosting or anything else you’re able to. My kids and I will struggle extremely bad being homeless as my car does not have heat, it’s small and two of us are disabled.
‼️SINGLE DISABLED MOM‼️needs help with rent, phone and food. Rent is due in 4 days and my landlord will not accept late pay so my kids and I will face eviction.

Rent: $2100
Phone: $193
Groceries$480

PayPal: www.paypal.me/Coffinelf

Cashapp: cash.app/$juniperkewpie

Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/coffinfairy
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Her: "Shredder is big in ninja circles."

Me: "And squares!!"
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Good morning 🌞
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Good morning!
Please Be Kind To Trans People 💜
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND: fuck him up colin spacetwinks
me: i say i like sucking dick, but is that simply conceptualizing the ideal dick sucking experience, and not the common reality of the jaw getting tired cuz the person can't cum from oral alone

plato: is this going anywhere

diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Hi my name is Julie and I want to see my son this Christmas.

I lost my job in February and I was unable to be there for his birthday this year.

Missing the holidays would mean it would be a year since we were in the same state

gofund.me/4fd1c660a

Please share and donate if you can.
Donate to Bring Julie and Her Son Together This Christmas, organized by Julie Kitchen
Hi, my name is Julie and I want to spend Christmas with my son. … Julie Kitchen needs your support for Bring Julie and Her Son Together This Christmas
gofund.me
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Tina the frog
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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‼️SINGLE DISABLED MOM‼️needs help with rent, phone and food. Rent is due in 4 days and my landlord will not accept late pay so my kids and I will face eviction.

Rent: $2100
Phone: $193
Groceries$480

PayPal: www.paypal.me/Coffinelf

Cashapp: cash.app/$juniperkewpie

Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/coffinfairy
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Larry King: "A game you can't live without"

Me: "Tenchu 1"

LK: "that's just a retro thing"

Me: "give me a game. What game should I have?"

LK: "FFVII Rebirth"

Me: "Larry, I'm on DuckStation"
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Good morning!
Please Be Kind To Trans People 💜
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Hi my name is Julie and I want to see my son this Christmas.

I lost my job in February and I was unable to be there for his birthday this year.

Missing the holidays would mean it would be a year since we were in the same state

gofund.me/4fd1c660a

Please share and donate if you can.
Donate to Bring Julie and Her Son Together This Christmas, organized by Julie Kitchen
Hi, my name is Julie and I want to spend Christmas with my son. … Julie Kitchen needs your support for Bring Julie and Her Son Together This Christmas
gofund.me
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Tonight Round Frog has achieved Round and TALL!
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Good morning!
Please Be Kind To Trans People 💜
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Darius Gaiden PB attempts (pushing for 17:xx)
www.twitch.tv/lrock617
LRock617 - Twitch
Darius Gaiden de-rust for AGDQ 2026 !az !chicken
www.twitch.tv
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
y'all i love my wife and kiddo so much
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
the best part of Thanksgiving is that it was a month ago
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Watching TMNT 1987

Her: "Is Tempestra a game character come to life or a being trapped in a game?"

Me: "She basically escaped the Holodeck"

Her: "Damn you, Moriarty!!"
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Hi my name is Julie and I want to see my son this Christmas.

I lost my job in February and I was unable to be there for his birthday this year.

Missing the holidays would mean it would be a year since we were in the same state

gofund.me/4fd1c660a

Please share and donate if you can.
Donate to Bring Julie and Her Son Together This Christmas, organized by Julie Kitchen
Hi, my name is Julie and I want to spend Christmas with my son. … Julie Kitchen needs your support for Bring Julie and Her Son Together This Christmas
gofund.me
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM