GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY CAGE RN @nintendousa.bsky.social I've been hoping for an animal crossing update, I'm SO EXCITED AND IT'S FOR BOTH SWITCHES 🥹♥️ I guess wishing on all of those stars paid off after all.

Since apparently nobody else was curious enough to find out what the text means, it's a corrupted version of 'De finibus bonorum et malorum', a 1st-century BC text by the Roman statesman and philosopher Cicero.

Here's the translation of the OG text with the parts from the sample text underlined.

Not to brag too hard but I passed the 6 year mark on my Duolingo streak and I hit 2200 days today :) #Duolingo

I also had an excuse to finally wear my mothman bandana!!Karate Kid vibes.