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#lildarkie as a Jack O’ Lantern. It’s not my favorite, but it’s fine.
October 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Here. Thank you, #youtube, you AI cocksuckers.
October 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Just in case this happens thanks to the assholes on #youtube, I’m going to post the original “Me at the zoo” video here.
October 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
y e s .
October 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
White people still can’t stomach the fact that what #tylerthecreator said was (get this) him trying to be edgy, in the past, & that he changed.
October 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I also tried to add the G in the Gorillaz logo as well.
October 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I can’t think of a Gorillaz lyric to put in this text, so I’m just gonna leave this here (both this post, & the pumpkin; I’m not allowed to keep it).
October 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
& don’t forget
October 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I was going to post this on a certain rapper’s birthday as an excuse to post it, only to realize I’M 4 DAYS LATE! So, here it is. Rocky from #lackadaisy mixed with #lildarkie.
October 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Police were about to take care of the dogs until they saw the owner’s skin color.
October 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
UPDATE:
September 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
September 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Guys, all Pink Floyd album are their ALT text.
September 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
September 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I don’t think it works anymore, guys.
September 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
September 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Found this in a door in a Porta potty. Mom said someone was probably joking around, but seriously; who in their right mind would actually do this as a joke? #weymouthma
August 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I took this picture yesterday when I was working the concession stand in a high school during my siblings’ football practices; do they still sell these?
August 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
(I don’t know who but) They’re even trying to delete his Wikipedia page. #freeschlep
August 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I remember taking a picture each of this bird & their child last year in Treasure Valley (Rutland, MA). Where is it now?
August 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Can I act like dream in the 2020 mob vote for you guys to vote for #teamunmasked? #tadc #theamazingdigitalcircus
August 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Nowadays, I imagine his mom being like “well, before you were born, daddy broke the condom.”
August 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
As of posting this, you can find me on google maps. I won’t tell you where, & I don’t even want you to find it, cuz I was at my home in this picture.
July 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Me just hoping we get another assassination attempt at him & it working right.
July 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
People always say, “sitting on the lawn chair shows strength”. Well jokes on them.
June 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM