Morgan Rae
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FREE ADVICE: so, there's a filmmaking concept called "business." "Business" is, essentially, the stuff your character does while talking. Fixing a car engine, ice skating, eating an ice cream cone, ducking gunfire. You gotta give your characters "business" so they're not just standing there yappin'.
June 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
FREE ADVICE: so, there's a filmmaking concept called "business." "Business" is, essentially, the stuff your character does while talking. Fixing a car engine, ice skating, eating an ice cream cone, ducking gunfire. You gotta give your characters "business" so they're not just standing there yappin'.
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Me: Love me some Passover salad week. So great to eat healthy!
Also me: I think I’ll eat 5 chocolate covered macaroons now.
Also me: I think I’ll eat 5 chocolate covered macaroons now.
April 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Me: Love me some Passover salad week. So great to eat healthy!
Also me: I think I’ll eat 5 chocolate covered macaroons now.
Also me: I think I’ll eat 5 chocolate covered macaroons now.
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The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.
April 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.
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Quit freaking out. Remember that in 10,000 B.C., when America had ZERO international trade, a family could afford a house like this on a single income.
April 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Quit freaking out. Remember that in 10,000 B.C., when America had ZERO international trade, a family could afford a house like this on a single income.
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sell peanut butter in wide tubs, not deep jars. tired of gettin pb on my knucks
March 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
sell peanut butter in wide tubs, not deep jars. tired of gettin pb on my knucks
Mom is currently complaining that her cell phone insurance is making her return her phone to get a brand new one. Friends, she just told me her phone is 14 years old. 🤯
February 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Mom is currently complaining that her cell phone insurance is making her return her phone to get a brand new one. Friends, she just told me her phone is 14 years old. 🤯
Hot tip: Before watching The Gorge, max out all of your picture settings for the brightest possible experience. You’ll miss the good parts of the film if you don’t do this from the get go.
February 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Hot tip: Before watching The Gorge, max out all of your picture settings for the brightest possible experience. You’ll miss the good parts of the film if you don’t do this from the get go.
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i physically cannot stop laughing please help—it’s how long the last scream is
February 15, 2025 at 11:42 AM
i physically cannot stop laughing please help—it’s how long the last scream is
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This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
February 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
It’s pretty obvious to me that Musk’s team is building the all encompassing X platform for payment processing, etc that’s he’s always dreamed of since his PayPal days and integrating it directly into/making it become the official US government platform for everything. USA powered by X.
February 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
It’s pretty obvious to me that Musk’s team is building the all encompassing X platform for payment processing, etc that’s he’s always dreamed of since his PayPal days and integrating it directly into/making it become the official US government platform for everything. USA powered by X.
Spent my recent vacation trying to explain this to everyone else on the trip.
Having a bidet is wonderful until you travel and you have to be without it and it feels like you’re shitting in the woods
February 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Spent my recent vacation trying to explain this to everyone else on the trip.
I am vacationing in a home with no bidets and I just really need Americans to universally accept them as standard at this point.
January 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I am vacationing in a home with no bidets and I just really need Americans to universally accept them as standard at this point.
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when someone unfollows you the app should make the DOORSLAM.WAV from aol instant messenger
January 29, 2025 at 10:34 AM
when someone unfollows you the app should make the DOORSLAM.WAV from aol instant messenger
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hey what's that squiggly thing on the ground?
i don't know, it looks kinda like a w or m
-- how the worm got its name
i don't know, it looks kinda like a w or m
-- how the worm got its name
January 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
hey what's that squiggly thing on the ground?
i don't know, it looks kinda like a w or m
-- how the worm got its name
i don't know, it looks kinda like a w or m
-- how the worm got its name
That mushroom coffee brand constantly serving me influencer ads is definitely hitting the ground running today to seize their moment.
January 27, 2025 at 11:26 AM
That mushroom coffee brand constantly serving me influencer ads is definitely hitting the ground running today to seize their moment.
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If you are single, picture what you think marriage is like. Wrong. You are both in Home Depot arguing over a light fixture.
January 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
If you are single, picture what you think marriage is like. Wrong. You are both in Home Depot arguing over a light fixture.
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The adrenaline ebbed, and the exultation of a moment years in the making passed. Wile E. Coyote looked down at the bloody, mangled corpse of the bird at his feet, and wondered - what now? He looked up, squinting in the desert sun, and saw a vulture circling in the cloudless sky.
January 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The adrenaline ebbed, and the exultation of a moment years in the making passed. Wile E. Coyote looked down at the bloody, mangled corpse of the bird at his feet, and wondered - what now? He looked up, squinting in the desert sun, and saw a vulture circling in the cloudless sky.
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Me clicking on a restaurant website: I wonder when they're open and what they serve
Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N
Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N
January 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Me clicking on a restaurant website: I wonder when they're open and what they serve
Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N
Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N
When I need to practice this, I put on a Mr Beast video.
A question that all of us should be asking ourselves more is: “Is this piece of media actually bad or am I not the target audience for it?”
January 15, 2025 at 11:14 AM
When I need to practice this, I put on a Mr Beast video.
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hi jk is the meanest part of the alphabet
January 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
hi jk is the meanest part of the alphabet
Funny thing about the burrito discussion is that the leftover ingredients can be prepared in countless Mexican recipe ways to make new dishes every night of the week, more-so than any other meal choice out there. Tacos, quesadilla, nachos, etc. It could not be easier than with burrito ingredients!
January 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Funny thing about the burrito discussion is that the leftover ingredients can be prepared in countless Mexican recipe ways to make new dishes every night of the week, more-so than any other meal choice out there. Tacos, quesadilla, nachos, etc. It could not be easier than with burrito ingredients!