Tim Stoltzfus
@morefuntim.bsky.social
Comic retailer, game retailer, Magic player, movie and book lover, person who takes everything 5% too seriously.
Too weird for the normies. Too normal for the weirdos. Always the wrong guy. Let's fucking go.
Too weird for the normies. Too normal for the weirdos. Always the wrong guy. Let's fucking go.
Getting weird here. On this day of family celebration, which I love, it is important to say that family isn't just blood. It's who you love and who accepts you for who you are.
The weird thing is the best expression I have seen of that idea this year is a Predator movie. If you haven't, see it.
The weird thing is the best expression I have seen of that idea this year is a Predator movie. If you haven't, see it.
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Getting weird here. On this day of family celebration, which I love, it is important to say that family isn't just blood. It's who you love and who accepts you for who you are.
The weird thing is the best expression I have seen of that idea this year is a Predator movie. If you haven't, see it.
The weird thing is the best expression I have seen of that idea this year is a Predator movie. If you haven't, see it.
Follow up on my prime rib roast. Nailed it.
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Follow up on my prime rib roast. Nailed it.
Honestly a promotion past its prime. When they started it, stores struggled to sell boxes at 20% over cost. The combination of finding an interesting card and the lack of need for incentive to buy boxes from stores makes this a solid choice.
That said, my favorite just for mayhem value
That said, my favorite just for mayhem value
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Honestly a promotion past its prime. When they started it, stores struggled to sell boxes at 20% over cost. The combination of finding an interesting card and the lack of need for incentive to buy boxes from stores makes this a solid choice.
That said, my favorite just for mayhem value
That said, my favorite just for mayhem value
My course pointing partner for today's Turkey Trot in Downtown Denton!
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
My course pointing partner for today's Turkey Trot in Downtown Denton!
When part of of the movie Witness was filmed in my hometown of Intercourse, Pennsylvania, they made these shirts for the cast and crew because, in that area, my last name was as common as Jones. I assume it still is. Amish families weren't notable for their lack of offspring.
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
When part of of the movie Witness was filmed in my hometown of Intercourse, Pennsylvania, they made these shirts for the cast and crew because, in that area, my last name was as common as Jones. I assume it still is. Amish families weren't notable for their lack of offspring.
I use the word failure regularly. And I find many people recoil and I have to explain further.
Failure isn't inherently good or bad. It is an observation. It is a learning opportunity.
You can be successful but also still fail. Just dodge the critical failures and learn from the smaller ones.
Failure isn't inherently good or bad. It is an observation. It is a learning opportunity.
You can be successful but also still fail. Just dodge the critical failures and learn from the smaller ones.
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I use the word failure regularly. And I find many people recoil and I have to explain further.
Failure isn't inherently good or bad. It is an observation. It is a learning opportunity.
You can be successful but also still fail. Just dodge the critical failures and learn from the smaller ones.
Failure isn't inherently good or bad. It is an observation. It is a learning opportunity.
You can be successful but also still fail. Just dodge the critical failures and learn from the smaller ones.
I'd wager you know this, but just in case...
Parts of Witness were filmed in my hometown of Intercourse, Pennsylvania. I watched the scenes in the phone booth from across the street. My last name is so common in that area that they made these shirts for the cast and crew.
Parts of Witness were filmed in my hometown of Intercourse, Pennsylvania. I watched the scenes in the phone booth from across the street. My last name is so common in that area that they made these shirts for the cast and crew.
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I'd wager you know this, but just in case...
Parts of Witness were filmed in my hometown of Intercourse, Pennsylvania. I watched the scenes in the phone booth from across the street. My last name is so common in that area that they made these shirts for the cast and crew.
Parts of Witness were filmed in my hometown of Intercourse, Pennsylvania. I watched the scenes in the phone booth from across the street. My last name is so common in that area that they made these shirts for the cast and crew.
Does it have space for a very small Optimus Prime in the case?
(If not thats perfectly ok, I'm just never going to pass on a chance to share the Transformer guarding my CPU 😄)
(If not thats perfectly ok, I'm just never going to pass on a chance to share the Transformer guarding my CPU 😄)
November 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Does it have space for a very small Optimus Prime in the case?
(If not thats perfectly ok, I'm just never going to pass on a chance to share the Transformer guarding my CPU 😄)
(If not thats perfectly ok, I'm just never going to pass on a chance to share the Transformer guarding my CPU 😄)
Considering how much I appreciate your work, finding out you're a Cerebus reader makes perfect sense. Yeah, Dave got problematic and I get it. But, just last year I visited him to donate the script to Spawn #10 to the Cerebus Archive in Kitchener. That series is a seminal read.
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Considering how much I appreciate your work, finding out you're a Cerebus reader makes perfect sense. Yeah, Dave got problematic and I get it. But, just last year I visited him to donate the script to Spawn #10 to the Cerebus Archive in Kitchener. That series is a seminal read.
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
October 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
This was the Six Drop Cube. Everything is either a land or had a CMC of 6. A fun concept, to be sure, but I did feel like the execution needs some tuning.
Rd 3 my opponent said "I don't think this card should be in the cube, but anyway, here's Amnesia." 😆
There's potential though! I'd play again.
Rd 3 my opponent said "I don't think this card should be in the cube, but anyway, here's Amnesia." 😆
There's potential though! I'd play again.
October 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This was the Six Drop Cube. Everything is either a land or had a CMC of 6. A fun concept, to be sure, but I did feel like the execution needs some tuning.
Rd 3 my opponent said "I don't think this card should be in the cube, but anyway, here's Amnesia." 😆
There's potential though! I'd play again.
Rd 3 my opponent said "I don't think this card should be in the cube, but anyway, here's Amnesia." 😆
There's potential though! I'd play again.
Next up was my best deck of the weekend in the TL;DR cube centered around Delney. I went 2-1, losing round one to a deck that was also very good, but the pilot was definitely the superior player and managed to squeak out a three game match.
October 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Next up was my best deck of the weekend in the TL;DR cube centered around Delney. I went 2-1, losing round one to a deck that was also very good, but the pilot was definitely the superior player and managed to squeak out a three game match.
First deck up was Old Border Foil Cube. I went 1-2 with a sorta reanimator shell. I loved grabbing Intuition...but never drew it!
Had one fun game where a guy attacked me on the play with Goblin Guide. I hit a land. Discarded Sundering Titan, then brought it back on T2.
Had one fun game where a guy attacked me on the play with Goblin Guide. I hit a land. Discarded Sundering Titan, then brought it back on T2.
October 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
First deck up was Old Border Foil Cube. I went 1-2 with a sorta reanimator shell. I loved grabbing Intuition...but never drew it!
Had one fun game where a guy attacked me on the play with Goblin Guide. I hit a land. Discarded Sundering Titan, then brought it back on T2.
Had one fun game where a guy attacked me on the play with Goblin Guide. I hit a land. Discarded Sundering Titan, then brought it back on T2.
I'll share decks, but one important note, this year was in honor of CubeCon's founder Jonathan Brostoff, whom we lost last year. He was one of a kind and his passion brought this event into existence. Hard to imagine a better way to honor him than CubeCon continuing to bring people together.
October 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I'll share decks, but one important note, this year was in honor of CubeCon's founder Jonathan Brostoff, whom we lost last year. He was one of a kind and his passion brought this event into existence. Hard to imagine a better way to honor him than CubeCon continuing to bring people together.
A huge shout out to @bkowal23.bsky.social and the entire CubeCon team for pulling this event off. I've been to all four and this one went even better than before, and previous events were great, too! Brian did a small into Friday morning to a rousing round of applause.
October 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
A huge shout out to @bkowal23.bsky.social and the entire CubeCon team for pulling this event off. I've been to all four and this one went even better than before, and previous events were great, too! Brian did a small into Friday morning to a rousing round of applause.
I'm back from #mtg #cubecon2025 and have thoughts to share here!
First, especially in light of discussions abt the future of Magic, I realized one thing.
Cube is punk.
Cube is about community. It's about creating your own world. It's about pushing past the expectations and limitations.
First, especially in light of discussions abt the future of Magic, I realized one thing.
Cube is punk.
Cube is about community. It's about creating your own world. It's about pushing past the expectations and limitations.
October 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I'm back from #mtg #cubecon2025 and have thoughts to share here!
First, especially in light of discussions abt the future of Magic, I realized one thing.
Cube is punk.
Cube is about community. It's about creating your own world. It's about pushing past the expectations and limitations.
First, especially in light of discussions abt the future of Magic, I realized one thing.
Cube is punk.
Cube is about community. It's about creating your own world. It's about pushing past the expectations and limitations.
Mail call! Can't wait to dig into this book. There's very little written about Conkling, and I'm looking forward to what this book brings to the table.
October 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Mail call! Can't wait to dig into this book. There's very little written about Conkling, and I'm looking forward to what this book brings to the table.
Might even be some books about that
September 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Might even be some books about that
Dragons, RAWR!
(Pic of my favorite Dragon enabler)
(Pic of my favorite Dragon enabler)
September 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Dragons, RAWR!
(Pic of my favorite Dragon enabler)
(Pic of my favorite Dragon enabler)
This is why this is my philosophy going forward.
September 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This is why this is my philosophy going forward.
New header pic just dropped
September 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
New header pic just dropped
From the first day I saw this card, I could not say it without first saying
"My love for you is like ....
"My love for you is like ....
September 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
From the first day I saw this card, I could not say it without first saying
"My love for you is like ....
"My love for you is like ....