The Bad Bitch Balabos
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Excessive Reskeeter, Occasional Shitposter
Baltimore: Actually I love it.
Skeeting about Orioles/Ravens/Mets/Flyers/general fantasy sports, Eurovision, Judaism, and whatever else I feel like atm
Observant Jewish and Proud Non-Z!onist
Excessive Reskeeter, Occasional Shitposter
Baltimore: Actually I love it.
Skeeting about Orioles/Ravens/Mets/Flyers/general fantasy sports, Eurovision, Judaism, and whatever else I feel like atm
Observant Jewish and Proud Non-Z!onist
Pinned
Cousin planet is EXACTLY how you use both Jane Wickline and Veronika Slowikowska, perfect
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Cousin planet is EXACTLY how you use both Jane Wickline and Veronika Slowikowska, perfect
Vintage Sarah Sherman tonight
December 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Vintage Sarah Sherman tonight
Drunk Raccoon > Drunk Girl
December 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Drunk Raccoon > Drunk Girl
This musical guest is... different. Great stuff
December 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
This musical guest is... different. Great stuff
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"One side wants you fed, the other side wants you dead" has never been quite so clearly illustrated.
MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
"One side wants you fed, the other side wants you dead" has never been quite so clearly illustrated.
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Smoking weed is a gateway drug to looking at your dog and being astonished that an animal lives in your house
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Smoking weed is a gateway drug to looking at your dog and being astonished that an animal lives in your house
This sketch is giving Kate McKinnon as the crazy nextdoor neighbor on Thanksgiving
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
This sketch is giving Kate McKinnon as the crazy nextdoor neighbor on Thanksgiving
10000000% funniest recurring political sketch they've had in a while
I know a lot of people dunk on SNL opening poltiical sketches but I'll never get enough of Colin Jost's Hegseth.
December 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
10000000% funniest recurring political sketch they've had in a while
Colin Jost Hegseth like we all hoped
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Colin Jost Hegseth like we all hoped
That's crazy bro
The INDIANA FOOTBALL HOOSIERS have won the Big Ten for the first time in 58 years.
With their first win over Ohio State in 37 years.
13-0. The No. 1 team in the country. Absolutely unbelievable.
With their first win over Ohio State in 37 years.
13-0. The No. 1 team in the country. Absolutely unbelievable.
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
That's crazy bro
I'm so boredddddddddd
December 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I'm so boredddddddddd
I am so bored right now, Mike Elias please get a pitcher or do something interesting (no trading beavers or cowser but yeah)
a black and white drawing of a stick man holding a stick with the words `` c 'mon , do something '' .
Alt: a black and white drawing of a stick man holding a stick with the words `` c 'mon , do something '' .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I am so bored right now, Mike Elias please get a pitcher or do something interesting (no trading beavers or cowser but yeah)
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MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
December 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
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The ways the world accepts and normalizes African suffering and death is so enraging
RSF massacres left Sudanese city ‘a slaughterhouse’, satellite images show
RSF massacres left Sudanese city ‘a slaughterhouse’, satellite images show
Up to 150,000 residents of El Fasher are missing since North Darfur capital fell to paramilitary Rapid Support Forces
www.theguardian.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The ways the world accepts and normalizes African suffering and death is so enraging
It's actually wild to me how little this is being pointed out. This was the least bad option on the table! We almost had Paramount controlling HBO/WB!!!
the only reason the trump admin would stop this deal is because they want one of trump's cronies to control WB. 1
Regulators must stop this deal. It would accelerate the content-ization of film and potentially deal a terminal blow to cinema. Netflix can’t be allowed to control and apply its model to more of the film industry.
December 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It's actually wild to me how little this is being pointed out. This was the least bad option on the table! We almost had Paramount controlling HBO/WB!!!
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Ppl on this site talk as if Dems haven't been dramatically shifted, not by choice, but by sheer political force, into vastly more direct and strident opposition to Trump's vile luancy.
We've gotten to the point of Dem moderates cutting videos telling soldiers they may need to disobey Dear Leader.
We've gotten to the point of Dem moderates cutting videos telling soldiers they may need to disobey Dear Leader.
The only way we'd get real change in this country is if the most conservative Democratic Senator gets on board with court packing but that'll never happen so at best 2028 will be a stop gap until we get President Tucker Carlson (or someone like that) in 2032
The Supreme Court is allowing the challenged Texas congressional redistricting plan to be used in the 2026 midterm election, despite a lower-court ruling that the map likely discriminates on the basis of race.
December 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Ppl on this site talk as if Dems haven't been dramatically shifted, not by choice, but by sheer political force, into vastly more direct and strident opposition to Trump's vile luancy.
We've gotten to the point of Dem moderates cutting videos telling soldiers they may need to disobey Dear Leader.
We've gotten to the point of Dem moderates cutting videos telling soldiers they may need to disobey Dear Leader.
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ME: Here’s something happening in America that sucks and everyone hates and no one supports
SOME NON-AMERICAN: This is normal in America and everyone thinks it’s good…but not us, the enlightened global citizens of Mother Earth…we think it’s actually bad, unlike *dry heave sound* Americans 🤣🤣
SOME NON-AMERICAN: This is normal in America and everyone thinks it’s good…but not us, the enlightened global citizens of Mother Earth…we think it’s actually bad, unlike *dry heave sound* Americans 🤣🤣
June 18, 2024 at 8:33 PM
ME: Here’s something happening in America that sucks and everyone hates and no one supports
SOME NON-AMERICAN: This is normal in America and everyone thinks it’s good…but not us, the enlightened global citizens of Mother Earth…we think it’s actually bad, unlike *dry heave sound* Americans 🤣🤣
SOME NON-AMERICAN: This is normal in America and everyone thinks it’s good…but not us, the enlightened global citizens of Mother Earth…we think it’s actually bad, unlike *dry heave sound* Americans 🤣🤣
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transgender women love to [spins big wheel] eat dry cereal straight from the box. that's the new stereotype everybody. i expect 10 posts about it per person on my desk by monday. at least half of them have to incite real, heated arguments in the replies
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
transgender women love to [spins big wheel] eat dry cereal straight from the box. that's the new stereotype everybody. i expect 10 posts about it per person on my desk by monday. at least half of them have to incite real, heated arguments in the replies
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People are all sharing this approvingly, but the reason Halle Berry is mad at Gavin Newsom is because her scam AI menopause supplement health woo company can't bleed taxpayers because of the bill he vetoed.
A pox on all of their houses.
A pox on all of their houses.
"...Newsom has vetoed our menopause bill, not one but two years in a row. But that's OK, because he's not going to be governor forever. And with the way he's overlooked women, half the population, by devaluing us in midlife, he probably should not be our next president either."
youtu.be/603NmGNkfqY
youtu.be/603NmGNkfqY
December 5, 2025 at 8:17 AM
People are all sharing this approvingly, but the reason Halle Berry is mad at Gavin Newsom is because her scam AI menopause supplement health woo company can't bleed taxpayers because of the bill he vetoed.
A pox on all of their houses.
A pox on all of their houses.
BREAKING?
Evan Roberts said on his WFAN show that Edwin Diaz re-signed with the Mets. Make of that what you will.
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
BREAKING?
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The current Supreme Court has forfeited all legitimacy.
Democrats (and everyone) need to address that reality.
John Roberts > Roger Taney.
Court needs to expand. And have fixed terms—like *every* other supreme court in developed world. And have ethics rules, like all normal organizations.
Democrats (and everyone) need to address that reality.
John Roberts > Roger Taney.
Court needs to expand. And have fixed terms—like *every* other supreme court in developed world. And have ethics rules, like all normal organizations.
Democrats need to lay the groundwork for reform by attacking the villains on the Supreme Court - loudly, angrily, personally, relentlessly. And they should start now.
paulwaldman.substack.com/p/democrats-...
paulwaldman.substack.com/p/democrats-...
Democrats Need to Treat the Supreme Court Like the Villain It Is
The Court is out of control, and we'll never see reform unless we build the case for it. Starting now.
paulwaldman.substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The current Supreme Court has forfeited all legitimacy.
Democrats (and everyone) need to address that reality.
John Roberts > Roger Taney.
Court needs to expand. And have fixed terms—like *every* other supreme court in developed world. And have ethics rules, like all normal organizations.
Democrats (and everyone) need to address that reality.
John Roberts > Roger Taney.
Court needs to expand. And have fixed terms—like *every* other supreme court in developed world. And have ethics rules, like all normal organizations.
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it will never not be disappointing to me that chimere dike's name isn't pronounced like "c'mere dyke"
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
it will never not be disappointing to me that chimere dike's name isn't pronounced like "c'mere dyke"
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these people aren’t “visionaries” they’re drunken blackjack players with a self-replenishing pile of chips and a bunch of sycophantic dopes saying shit like “splitting 10s is genius sir”
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
these people aren’t “visionaries” they’re drunken blackjack players with a self-replenishing pile of chips and a bunch of sycophantic dopes saying shit like “splitting 10s is genius sir”
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They should permanently remove Zaslav from Warner Bros. as a tax write-off
Zaslav potentially getting iced out is the silver lining on this whole thing.
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
They should permanently remove Zaslav from Warner Bros. as a tax write-off
Giant corporate mergers like this are a huge stain on late capitalism but I'm at least happy it seems that Ellison won't control HBO/WB. That would have been absolutely devastating.
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Giant corporate mergers like this are a huge stain on late capitalism but I'm at least happy it seems that Ellison won't control HBO/WB. That would have been absolutely devastating.