"oh he doesn't sit here" mf i sit here and also they keep telling everyone to only put big stuff up there. also if he doesn't sit there why is he storing stuff there in the first place go to your seat

- the couple who put a tiny handbag+shopping bag in the overhead locker and looked at me blankly when i asked if they could store them under the seat to make room for our big carryons, then only grabbed the bigger bag and put it in a different overhead locker when the stewardess said the same

i'm sure it's out there somewhere, lurking, waiting...

hey at least it wasn't peppermint 😌

i want to drop whoever designs these websites in the middle of a big unfamiliar city with shitty WiFi and watch them fend for themselves

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