Josh Addison
@monkeyfluids.com
Play my games! http://monkeyfluids.itch.io
Listen to my podcast!! https://zencastr.com/The-Podcaster-s-Guide-to-the-Conspiracy
And all my other shit: https://monkeyfluids.me
Listen to my podcast!! https://zencastr.com/The-Podcaster-s-Guide-to-the-Conspiracy
And all my other shit: https://monkeyfluids.me
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Josh Addison
@monkeyfluids.com
· Oct 12
monkeyfluids.me
Hey, remember websites? Remember personal websites? I still have one at monkeyfluids.me - it's got links to pretty much everything I've ever done on the internet. And now it's been remade as a properly hosted site instead of the jury-rigged Tumblr blog it used to be! Marvel.
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Watched Bladerunner again last night. Would have been so much better if they had gone with the original idea, that instead of origami unicorns, Edward James Olmos’ character had made balloon animals.
“It’s too bad she won’t live;
but then again
SQUEEEK-SQUEEEK-SQUEEEEEEK-SQUEEEEK
Who does?”
“It’s too bad she won’t live;
but then again
SQUEEEK-SQUEEEK-SQUEEEEEEK-SQUEEEEK
Who does?”
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Watched Bladerunner again last night. Would have been so much better if they had gone with the original idea, that instead of origami unicorns, Edward James Olmos’ character had made balloon animals.
“It’s too bad she won’t live;
but then again
SQUEEEK-SQUEEEK-SQUEEEEEEK-SQUEEEEK
Who does?”
“It’s too bad she won’t live;
but then again
SQUEEEK-SQUEEEK-SQUEEEEEEK-SQUEEEEK
Who does?”
ME: [wandering around, looking for somewhere to have lunch]
SUBWAY: You haven't been to us in a while
ME: Meh
SUBWAY: We have the salted caramel cookies again...
ME: FUCK YES CRUSH THOSE SALTY LITTLE BITCHES INTO POWDER AND HAND ME A ROLLED UP TWENTY and whatever the sub of the day is I don't care
SUBWAY: You haven't been to us in a while
ME: Meh
SUBWAY: We have the salted caramel cookies again...
ME: FUCK YES CRUSH THOSE SALTY LITTLE BITCHES INTO POWDER AND HAND ME A ROLLED UP TWENTY and whatever the sub of the day is I don't care
November 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
ME: [wandering around, looking for somewhere to have lunch]
SUBWAY: You haven't been to us in a while
ME: Meh
SUBWAY: We have the salted caramel cookies again...
ME: FUCK YES CRUSH THOSE SALTY LITTLE BITCHES INTO POWDER AND HAND ME A ROLLED UP TWENTY and whatever the sub of the day is I don't care
SUBWAY: You haven't been to us in a while
ME: Meh
SUBWAY: We have the salted caramel cookies again...
ME: FUCK YES CRUSH THOSE SALTY LITTLE BITCHES INTO POWDER AND HAND ME A ROLLED UP TWENTY and whatever the sub of the day is I don't care
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
Hey, who's up for reaffirming some particularism? You know @mrxdentith.com and I are - all day, every day. Listen to us now as we reaffirm the shit out of it like you wouldn't believe.
Particularism Reaffirmed! by @Em Dentith
Aw, Particularism - why so glum? You look like you need some positive affirmation - some reaffirmation, even. Well, you're in luck, because M, Kurtis and Charles have just authored “Particularism Reaf...
zencastr.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Hey, who's up for reaffirming some particularism? You know @mrxdentith.com and I are - all day, every day. Listen to us now as we reaffirm the shit out of it like you wouldn't believe.
My son and his friends watched SCREAM and SCARY MOVIE for Halloween, becoming exposed to the Budweiser "Whassup?" meme in the process. This is beginning to cause problems.
November 9, 2025 at 4:27 AM
My son and his friends watched SCREAM and SCARY MOVIE for Halloween, becoming exposed to the Budweiser "Whassup?" meme in the process. This is beginning to cause problems.
Some headline writer just had their best day ever.
November 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Some headline writer just had their best day ever.
A new episode and I'm barely in it! Great news for all the perverts who hate me but also follow me on Bluesky for reasons that should not be looked into. @mrxdentith.com says plenty, though, which is also great news for perverts.
A Chat with Melina (Tsapos) and Pat(rick Brooks) by @Em Dentith
M chats with Melina Tsapos and Patrick Brooks, two newly minted PhD holders whose works are on or at least touch on the philosophy of conspiracy theory theory.
zencastr.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
A new episode and I'm barely in it! Great news for all the perverts who hate me but also follow me on Bluesky for reasons that should not be looked into. @mrxdentith.com says plenty, though, which is also great news for perverts.
I think a lot of AI hype is from people who don't know the difference between "impressive" and "actually good". I'm impressed that AI can do this, but it's very, very bad.
AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
October 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I think a lot of AI hype is from people who don't know the difference between "impressive" and "actually good". I'm impressed that AI can do this, but it's very, very bad.
I'm just gonna say it: The DuckTales theme, with its dogshit "Duckburg/duck blur" rhyme, can't hold a candle to the Darkwing Duck theme, which casually throws out "when there's trouble you/call DW" to no acclaim. Fucking travesty - why is this not the only thing we're talking about?
October 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I'm just gonna say it: The DuckTales theme, with its dogshit "Duckburg/duck blur" rhyme, can't hold a candle to the Darkwing Duck theme, which casually throws out "when there's trouble you/call DW" to no acclaim. Fucking travesty - why is this not the only thing we're talking about?
Hey, it's a new episode! @mrxdentith.com takes another shot at making me understand the NZ-related conspiracy theories in "State Secrets II: Return Fire". As a defence mechanism, by brain throws up references to King Kong, Dick Tracy and Rambo III and it does not help at all.
State Secrets II (Part 2) - What the Conspiracy! by @Em Dentith
Josh and M are back together, so the sensible thing to do is destroy both of their brains by having M try once again to find the point to "State Secrets II" - local author Ben Vigden's book of local c...
zencastr.com
October 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Hey, it's a new episode! @mrxdentith.com takes another shot at making me understand the NZ-related conspiracy theories in "State Secrets II: Return Fire". As a defence mechanism, by brain throws up references to King Kong, Dick Tracy and Rambo III and it does not help at all.
Reposted by Josh Addison
Stop worrying about Tron. Jared Leto isn't real. He can't hurt you.
October 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Stop worrying about Tron. Jared Leto isn't real. He can't hurt you.
My personal Cumberbatch is Microsoft Clipchamp. Chirpchomp; Chimpchump; Crimpclomp; Glorpgump - all mean only the one thing.
Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design
Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design
Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
October 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
My personal Cumberbatch is Microsoft Clipchamp. Chirpchomp; Chimpchump; Crimpclomp; Glorpgump - all mean only the one thing.
I'm really not sure what to make of this. I saw a few bits of newspaper on our lawn that I figured blew in from the street, or fell out of the delivery truck that had just dropped something off. I was about to throw them out when I saw they were FROM DECEMBER 1975. Let's take a look...
October 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I'm really not sure what to make of this. I saw a few bits of newspaper on our lawn that I figured blew in from the street, or fell out of the delivery truck that had just dropped something off. I was about to throw them out when I saw they were FROM DECEMBER 1975. Let's take a look...
Hey, remember websites? Remember personal websites? I still have one at monkeyfluids.me - it's got links to pretty much everything I've ever done on the internet. And now it's been remade as a properly hosted site instead of the jury-rigged Tumblr blog it used to be! Marvel.
monkeyfluids.me
October 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Hey, remember websites? Remember personal websites? I still have one at monkeyfluids.me - it's got links to pretty much everything I've ever done on the internet. And now it's been remade as a properly hosted site instead of the jury-rigged Tumblr blog it used to be! Marvel.
The r/badcomicbookcovers/ subreddit has had to ban Rob Liefeld covers. Again.
If you know why that's incredibly funny, we can be friends.
If you know why that's incredibly funny, we can be friends.
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October 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The r/badcomicbookcovers/ subreddit has had to ban Rob Liefeld covers. Again.
If you know why that's incredibly funny, we can be friends.
If you know why that's incredibly funny, we can be friends.
Did someone else mention Ed Gein recently, or is @jasonkpargin.bsky.social taking over Wikipedia as well?
October 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Did someone else mention Ed Gein recently, or is @jasonkpargin.bsky.social taking over Wikipedia as well?
I don't keep up with American politics, but from what I understand, this is Portland at the moment?
October 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I don't keep up with American politics, but from what I understand, this is Portland at the moment?
It's a shorter filter episode this week, looking at a conspiratorial story from the world of professional wrestling. Good thing the wrestling world is always on the level and unambiguously real, or it might have been tricky getting to the bottom of this one.
Filler Episode - The Montreal Screwjob by @Em Dentith
Circumstances conspire against M and Josh for another week, but rather than deplete The Can any further, Josh records a filler episode covering an infamously conspiratorial incident from the world of ...
zencastr.com
October 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It's a shorter filter episode this week, looking at a conspiratorial story from the world of professional wrestling. Good thing the wrestling world is always on the level and unambiguously real, or it might have been tricky getting to the bottom of this one.
Reposted by Josh Addison
Pete Davidson just became the only victim of 9/11 to get reparations from the Saudi regime.
October 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Pete Davidson just became the only victim of 9/11 to get reparations from the Saudi regime.
Went to the New Plymouth museum last week. Found the exhibit on Your Mum.
September 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Went to the New Plymouth museum last week. Found the exhibit on Your Mum.
Smash two movies together:
Animal House of Sand and Fog
Animal House of Sand and Fog
Smash two movies together:
Time Cop Land
Time Cop Land
Smash two movies together:
Demolition Mannequin
Demolition Mannequin
September 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Smash two movies together:
Animal House of Sand and Fog
Animal House of Sand and Fog
Smash two movies together:
Demolition Mannequin
Demolition Mannequin
Ten Things I Hate About U-572.
Smash two movies together:
The Notting Hills Have Eyes
The Notting Hills Have Eyes
September 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Smash two movies together:
Demolition Mannequin
Demolition Mannequin
Reposted by Josh Addison
Trans rights are human rights, but the bad news is people also hate human rights.
September 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Trans rights are human rights, but the bad news is people also hate human rights.
I'm quite proud of the fact that, even after this weekend, I still don't know what a groyper is and I refuse to learn.
September 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I'm quite proud of the fact that, even after this weekend, I still don't know what a groyper is and I refuse to learn.
Remember: it's only political violence if it comes from the left-wing region of politics; otherwise it's just sparkling murder.
September 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Remember: it's only political violence if it comes from the left-wing region of politics; otherwise it's just sparkling murder.