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momenttheory.bsky.social
@momenttheory.bsky.social
same. i am not sure how i got through today without biting anyone but i think it was more that nobody got within 6 feet of me than a lack of desire.
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
MAGA with the Fringe On Top
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
sometimes your posts slip through my satire detector and i have to do a double-take and that is absolutely a compliment
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
christmas is coming early
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
look jesus was a jew so that's at least one they don't hate
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
"what, you want us to focus on the #1 reason why you elected us in the first place?? ugh FINE."
November 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
thanks dad
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
do you write for The Onion because this is amazing content
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
just the leader of the free world shitposting his way into fascism...
October 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I swore an oath to The Constitution, not a King
October 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM