this is VERY similar to the one i make except there’s no spice?

if you’re not a fan of irrational setups i would stay away from the nutcracker movie as well (he wears the costume for the whole movie)

LMAO we were just talking about this one!! also in the canon is Netflix’s HOT FROSTY (2024) which inexplicably cast a very worryingly ripped man as a sentient snowman

dude it was WILDLY off putting lmaoooo

i am sad he didn’t crack nuts with his teeth, just his strong hands

a nutcracker is an actively terrifying object and i can’t think of anything sentient id want to date less but you do you Melissa Joan hart

gen z is—WHILE SEEKING WORK AMID LAYOFFS/AI FALLOUT—currently: rallying at detention centers and tracking ICE sweeps; organizing mutual aid coordination of funds, food; building code to help people find affordable housing; *still* pushing their universities to divest from weapons manufacturers; +++