Michael Mahoney
@mmahoney.bsky.social
Real lawyer, fake baseball knower. My posts reflect my personal opinions and not those of my employer, your employer, or anyone else's employer.
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Welcome to the jungle
Our work week's just 4 days
And everyone gets medical
Plus a good 401K
And if you are harrassed
In any way sexually
HR will get on top of that
With confidentiality
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
My... My... My employee
Oooh
We hope you will succeed!
*guitar solo*
Our work week's just 4 days
And everyone gets medical
Plus a good 401K
And if you are harrassed
In any way sexually
HR will get on top of that
With confidentiality
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
My... My... My employee
Oooh
We hope you will succeed!
*guitar solo*
December 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Welcome to the jungle
Our work week's just 4 days
And everyone gets medical
Plus a good 401K
And if you are harrassed
In any way sexually
HR will get on top of that
With confidentiality
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
My... My... My employee
Oooh
We hope you will succeed!
*guitar solo*
Our work week's just 4 days
And everyone gets medical
Plus a good 401K
And if you are harrassed
In any way sexually
HR will get on top of that
With confidentiality
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
My... My... My employee
Oooh
We hope you will succeed!
*guitar solo*
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Bringing an actual pull-up bar to the airport press conference to demonstrate your pull-up form on TV without being 1000% sure you can do a bunch of really cool pull-ups first is the perfect demonstration of the Trump administration's approach to literally everything
December 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Bringing an actual pull-up bar to the airport press conference to demonstrate your pull-up form on TV without being 1000% sure you can do a bunch of really cool pull-ups first is the perfect demonstration of the Trump administration's approach to literally everything
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I keep seeing jokes about how many kids Philip Rivers has, but no one mentioning that is a grandfather. Grandfathers should not be allowed to play in the NFL for the sake of everyone involved.
December 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I keep seeing jokes about how many kids Philip Rivers has, but no one mentioning that is a grandfather. Grandfathers should not be allowed to play in the NFL for the sake of everyone involved.
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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Guardians legend Jeff Kent
dodgers legend jeff kent
December 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Guardians legend Jeff Kent
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Which popular baseball player made the Hall of Fame this year? If you guessed Jeff Kent you are wrong, he was never popular.
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Which popular baseball player made the Hall of Fame this year? If you guessed Jeff Kent you are wrong, he was never popular.
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Annual reminder that Lou Whitaker has a WAR 20 points higher than Jeff Kent and is not in the HOF.
December 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Annual reminder that Lou Whitaker has a WAR 20 points higher than Jeff Kent and is not in the HOF.
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Think he’ll go in with a Cleveland cap?
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Think he’ll go in with a Cleveland cap?
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Jeff Kent. Lol, OK man.
December 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Jeff Kent. Lol, OK man.
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Jeff Kent lmao
December 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Jeff Kent lmao
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You can see the exact moment his brain remembers he was supposed to pitch the ball
Browns follow up a great TD catch by Harold Fannin Jr with an absolutely hilarious 2 point conversion attempt
December 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
You can see the exact moment his brain remembers he was supposed to pitch the ball
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If you call it a “male immaturity epidemic,” a very different set of phenomena come into focus, as this thread shows
I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
If you call it a “male immaturity epidemic,” a very different set of phenomena come into focus, as this thread shows
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so there are different colleges? i always heard people say “going to college,” which made it sound like there was just one of them, like “going to france” or something. but if there are lots of different colleges they need to come up with different names and colors and such so we can tell them apart
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
so there are different colleges? i always heard people say “going to college,” which made it sound like there was just one of them, like “going to france” or something. but if there are lots of different colleges they need to come up with different names and colors and such so we can tell them apart
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I don't know who needs to hear this but ... Deshaun Watson has no trade value, will never play for the Browns again and is possibly done in the NFL
December 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but ... Deshaun Watson has no trade value, will never play for the Browns again and is possibly done in the NFL
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Not sure I understand the news value in bringing Tom Cotton on your TV show to repeat a monstrous lie you watched him say on television earlier this week
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Not sure I understand the news value in bringing Tom Cotton on your TV show to repeat a monstrous lie you watched him say on television earlier this week
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That's not better!
WELKER: Lawmakers say the 2 men appeared to raise their arms potentially to surrender. Why did Admiral Bradley interpret these actions as anything other than them trying to survive?
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
That's not better!
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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"Standards under the Act (a law passed by Congress) do not align with Trump's executive order"
GUESS WHICH ONE WINS THEN
i swear to god, did nobody pass 9th grade civics class
GUESS WHICH ONE WINS THEN
i swear to god, did nobody pass 9th grade civics class
BREAKING: Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans & intersex people, memo says. A DOJ memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA) do not align with Trump’s Jan. 20 anti-trans executive order, @byadamrhodes.bsky.social reports.
Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans and intersex people
A Department of Justice memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act do not align with Trump’s executive order
prismreports.org
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"Standards under the Act (a law passed by Congress) do not align with Trump's executive order"
GUESS WHICH ONE WINS THEN
i swear to god, did nobody pass 9th grade civics class
GUESS WHICH ONE WINS THEN
i swear to god, did nobody pass 9th grade civics class
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Imagine your country being seen as a hope for a new life for thousands of people wanting to live and contribute in your towns and instead of being proud of it you go no nope nope this country should be a scary shitheap people should be scared to come here how dare they think we are good
December 5, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Imagine your country being seen as a hope for a new life for thousands of people wanting to live and contribute in your towns and instead of being proud of it you go no nope nope this country should be a scary shitheap people should be scared to come here how dare they think we are good
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An in-game radio? You people have been whining about the lack of an in-game radio in a Metroid game? Locking that behind an amiibo so you're not exposed to it is a blessing. None of you will ever see heaven.
Nintendo fans are unhappy about a $30 Metroid Prime 4: Beyond amiibo figurine that lets you turn on your motorbike's radio. https://bit.ly/48G8i8N
December 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
An in-game radio? You people have been whining about the lack of an in-game radio in a Metroid game? Locking that behind an amiibo so you're not exposed to it is a blessing. None of you will ever see heaven.
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just to drive home the point. Texas created this map in August. the lower court rendered its decision November. So three months later, a year before the election in question.
The word "eve" is doing a lot of work here in the Court's 'decision'
December 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
just to drive home the point. Texas created this map in August. the lower court rendered its decision November. So three months later, a year before the election in question.
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this is an all-time terrible fit
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.), to reporters, after viewing video footage of the U.S. strikes on alleged drug boats in the Caribbean on Sept. 2:
"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
December 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
this is an all-time terrible fit