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Me: Ren, I think YOU are a werewolf.
Renegade: What makes you think that?
Me: Nice and loud, tell me what species you are.
Renegade: A ROO!
Me: I rest my case.
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Macaroni au gratin. That really does sound classier than mac & cheese.
November 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Haricots blancs cuits au four avec pain de campagne au mélasse. Here in New England that is a favorite traditional Sunday meal but we call it Boston baked beans with brown bread. Or how about haricots blancs et saucisses (beanie-wienies).
November 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
And any videos of people petting kangaroos or lions or bears and leading them around on leashes in grocery stores are AI as well. And I know YOU do not wear a leash!
October 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
When data is stored on a CD-ROM, the entire file system is put into one audio track. You can play this track with a CD player. It sounds like random noise.
October 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Compact Discs weren't exactly designed for generalized data storage. The main part of a CD's storage consists of audio tracks. But an audio track is made of bits (conveniently, 16 bit samples) so arbitrary bits can be put in there.
October 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Here's how to tell a furry from an animation fan: Ask them about Disney's Robin Hood (1973). If they say it's the worst movie Disney made in the entire 20th century, they're an animation fan. If they say it's the best movie Disney ever made in the entire 20th century, they're a furry.
September 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
If the Berenstain Bears aren't furry, nobody is furry.
September 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Eight thousand years of refinements. The oldest flutes archeologists have found are eight thousand years old and are animal bones with holes in them. Ancient Greece had the aulos which had a double reed like the oboe. Little refinements come maybe ten years apart but they sure add up.
August 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
In Elizabethan England you had Shakespeare, music by William Byrd and John Dowland, the Scientific Revolution, Sir Francis Bacon, Sir Francis Drake, exploration of the New World -- and London was so dangerous you had to carry a sword all the time.
July 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Lion. And I wouldn't care if I could never transform back to myself.
June 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
It means "Jihad".
April 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Yeah! Why doesn't it have English foods like Bangers and Mash, Bubble and Squeak, Toad in the Hole and Spotted Dick?
April 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
March 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Shortly after a paint program came out for the original iPhone, and artist used it to paint a picture for the cover of the New Yorker.
March 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
A heart-warming story about a young man bonding with his father in a far-off country.
February 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Is “lune de miel” French for “honeymoon”? If so, congratulations and happy honeymoon!
February 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Currently (January 18 2025, two days before inauguration) the price of gasoline is down to $2.959 / gallon. Trump will say it's because of him. Later when prices go up, as they always do, Trump will say it's Biden's fault.
January 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Someone over 70 is also perceived as being competent.

When a 16-year-old visits a historic pipe organ: "Get away. Don't touch it."

When a 70-year-old visits a historic pipe organ: "Leopold Stokowski and Virgil Fox gave performances here. Want to give it a try?"
January 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
You have to be yourself. Eveyone else is taken.
January 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
3kWHrs/day is meaningful because it tells you how much the electricity will cost. Watts alone is not helpful if you do not know the duty cycle. Your refrigerator spends some time running and some time idle.
January 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
"On average, I drive 250 miles a week" and "On average, I drive 1.5 miles per hour" are mathematically equivalent but convey very different information.
January 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Carter dies. Other presidents: “He was a great man.” Trump: “I’m a president too!”
January 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I still have to go to the gym, and it's full of TV sets with cable news.
December 8, 2024 at 1:16 PM