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like Malcolm Mooney,
smoke a haiku cigarette.
your skeets drift skyward

he/him
cat teapot
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 AM
ur edition is sooo nice

although mine was forgotten by prior roommate and also apparently very cheap somewhere so i win on cost at least
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
lol we consistent there 👍👍 got this paisley thing from engineered garments that i thought of right away when i saw that

i think the circus graphics are really well done though! beats my paisley imo 🫡
December 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
i think you just tap the grey one on the screen to make it a red one!
December 3, 2025 at 7:28 AM
in the category of "books i would buy used but then only flip through twice"
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
the fun part is that the twill is 'broken.' here are two shots of either side of the back centre seam. the speckling comes from the irregularity of the twill, the black specks on the right correspond to the grey specks on the left. warp mistaking itself as weft.
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
(fabric nerd stuff, skip if you don't like fashion or cool stuff or looking nice)

ok so the fabric is a reversible 70 wool/30 linen twill tweed. the warp is black, the weft is grey shot thru with white and russet and cyan.
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
check it, the cocoon is reversible
November 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
⚠️ TEMPERATURE CRITICAL ⚠️
initiate wool cocoon
stasis procedure immediately
November 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
this is not jegging, this is corduroy, but check out this ostentation orcus:
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
actually wait goblin i think you'll like these little guys even more, hard to see him from above in that box but they're little hazelnut hedgehogs:
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
so this is basically what my life is like rn
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
SCOM evolved into THE GREAT RED DRAGON!
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 AM
i usually say i don't like soup, but i guess i actually eat it pretty often
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
November 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
"hello yes i'm calling about your listing for the bandit 12xp wood chipper. yes, that's right... yes... yes, i was just wondering whether it only worked on bandits... hello? hello"
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
that's what they look like, small black pellets, with a double salted electric guitar shown for reference.
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
these are class. my grandpa used to give me these as a kid and i love strong flavours but dislike licorice, and so could never decide if i liked em

i still can't decide but I'm having fun eating them anyway
November 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
don't worry i have found a loophole that bridges this rift
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
enjoy cocaine
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
some of em are legitimately funny but this one is 100% legit, this is me. even got the fruit bucket going for occasional munchies

(posture is slightly too good, if we're nitpicking)
October 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
this kind of thing always trips me up too, this movie poster is from like 51 or so.
October 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
henry purcell, baroque composer of among others dido and anaeas and the fairy queen, who died tragically when locked out of his house of a chill #classiccoolstuff
October 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
ty mammon 🥹 do i remember correctly you're a pants fan? thesre cool, corduroy Donegal
October 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
you have no idea how hard that was to take im not even gonna admit how long that took to get. look at this nonsense
October 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM