MJPastellis is too pretty to be real
@mjpastellis.scares.men
(She/they/fae) Anarchist trans girl on her nerdy business and making art in hard times
You can catch me live three days a week at twitch.tv/mjpastellis
You can catch me live three days a week at twitch.tv/mjpastellis
Sometimes I'm so scared of accidentally misgendering my fellow trans folks cause "I definitely do not think of you as a man, I was just talking to you while still thinking about Grandpa Max from Ben 10" just doesn't really sound real to most people lmfao
November 28, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Sometimes I'm so scared of accidentally misgendering my fellow trans folks cause "I definitely do not think of you as a man, I was just talking to you while still thinking about Grandpa Max from Ben 10" just doesn't really sound real to most people lmfao
www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis FINALE! Time to HYA HA HAI HIIIYAH all over Ganon and let Zelda out of jail lol (Back to THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: THE WIND WAKER!) [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis FINALE! Time to HYA HA HAI HIIIYAH all over Ganon and let Zelda out of jail lol (Back to THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: THE WIND WAKER!) [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]
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Premium: This is The Hater's Guide To NVIDIA: A 14k word guide to how NVIDIA makes its money, how millions of Blackwell GPUs have been sold with nowhere for them to be installed, and how NVIDIA's future relies on companies raising hundreds of billions in debt.
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The Hater's Guide To NVIDIA
This piece has a generous 3000+ word introduction, because I want as many people to understand NVIDIA as possible. The (thousands of) words after the premium break get into arduous detail, but I’ve wr...
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November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Premium: This is The Hater's Guide To NVIDIA: A 14k word guide to how NVIDIA makes its money, how millions of Blackwell GPUs have been sold with nowhere for them to be installed, and how NVIDIA's future relies on companies raising hundreds of billions in debt.
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I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖
Hint. Fucking. Hint.
Hint. Fucking. Hint.
Harry Potter x Fortnite coming in Chapter 7
(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)
#Fortnite #FortniteNews
(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)
#Fortnite #FortniteNews
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖
Hint. Fucking. Hint.
Hint. Fucking. Hint.
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it's not metaphorical or hyperbole when i say "kill Ai before it kills you"
Everyone knows data centers use a ton of water.
What hardly anyone knows: they can poison the water that remains.
And in eastern Oregon, Amazon is doing exactly that.
What hardly anyone knows: they can poison the water that remains.
And in eastern Oregon, Amazon is doing exactly that.
AI’s water problem is worse than we thought
A new investigation reveals how Amazon is amplifying Oregon’s nitrate pollution crisis.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
it's not metaphorical or hyperbole when i say "kill Ai before it kills you"
www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis Our Master Sword is fully charged, Ganon's gonna get it! <3 (Back to The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker!) [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis Our Master Sword is fully charged, Ganon's gonna get it! <3 (Back to The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker!) [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]
www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis FINALE! Time to kill robo-mom I guess (Back to JACK MOVE!) [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]
MJPastellis - Twitch
FINALE! Time to kill robo-mom I guess [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH] | !tics !yak !discord
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November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis FINALE! Time to kill robo-mom I guess (Back to JACK MOVE!) [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]
www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis FINALE! Time to kill robo-mom I guess (Back to JACK MOVE!) [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]
MJPastellis - Twitch
FINALE! Time to kill robo-mom I guess [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH] | !tics !yak !discord
www.twitch.tv
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis FINALE! Time to kill robo-mom I guess (Back to JACK MOVE!) [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]
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Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
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Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
'Harry Potter' author J.K. Rowling says 'a ton' of fans are 'still with me' after trans remarks
J.K. Rowling addressed her controversial comments about transgender women on 'The Witch Trials of J.K. Rowling' podcast, saying many 'Harry Potter' fans were 'grateful that I'd said what I said,' and ...
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November 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
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Still no jobs but both unfair dismissal claims finally settled! It’s not a lot but we’re safe til July now
LF REMOTE UK/EU ROLES
Bex - #softwareengineer #frontend #webdesign #techsupport #admin
Me - #leveldesign #gamedesign #gamedev 🔜 #fursuitcomms
#help #jobs #tech #webdev #indiedev
Please 💜 & 🔁
LF REMOTE UK/EU ROLES
Bex - #softwareengineer #frontend #webdesign #techsupport #admin
Me - #leveldesign #gamedesign #gamedev 🔜 #fursuitcomms
#help #jobs #tech #webdev #indiedev
Please 💜 & 🔁
My wife & I are still out of work. We have 5 months before we have to give up our home. So I’m reaching out again to see if there are any indie devs needing a level designer or software engineer to join their team? We just need a chance 💜
#IndieGames #IndieDev #IndieGameDev #GameDev #GameDesign
#IndieGames #IndieDev #IndieGameDev #GameDev #GameDesign
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Still no jobs but both unfair dismissal claims finally settled! It’s not a lot but we’re safe til July now
LF REMOTE UK/EU ROLES
Bex - #softwareengineer #frontend #webdesign #techsupport #admin
Me - #leveldesign #gamedesign #gamedev 🔜 #fursuitcomms
#help #jobs #tech #webdev #indiedev
Please 💜 & 🔁
LF REMOTE UK/EU ROLES
Bex - #softwareengineer #frontend #webdesign #techsupport #admin
Me - #leveldesign #gamedesign #gamedev 🔜 #fursuitcomms
#help #jobs #tech #webdev #indiedev
Please 💜 & 🔁
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October 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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hey! if I send you an invoice, shut the fuck up. do not mention NSFW stuff or even the word "furry" or anything, Paypal is company of dickbags searching for any excuse to harass creators. using invoices is the smartest/best/safest way of working as a comm artist, and this is explicit targeting
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
hey! if I send you an invoice, shut the fuck up. do not mention NSFW stuff or even the word "furry" or anything, Paypal is company of dickbags searching for any excuse to harass creators. using invoices is the smartest/best/safest way of working as a comm artist, and this is explicit targeting
www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis Time to help our tiny leafy boy fulfil his destiny The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker! [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]
MJPastellis - Twitch
[She/They] (I have vocal tics. The things I say due to it do NOT reflect my opinions, and I do not control them.) Hi! I'm Morgan, but you can call me MJ! I'm a writer and variety streamer with a love ...
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November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis Time to help our tiny leafy boy fulfil his destiny The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker! [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]
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Well done to everyone who came out yesterday to oppose Bristol Patriots, Nick Tenconi and UKIP 500+ Bristolians including 100+ black bloc stood strong despite cops dishing out beatings causing head injuries and hospitalisations to defend our refugee neighbours.
1312. Refugees are welcome here.
1312. Refugees are welcome here.
November 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Well done to everyone who came out yesterday to oppose Bristol Patriots, Nick Tenconi and UKIP 500+ Bristolians including 100+ black bloc stood strong despite cops dishing out beatings causing head injuries and hospitalisations to defend our refugee neighbours.
1312. Refugees are welcome here.
1312. Refugees are welcome here.
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When I evacuated from the hurricane in 2005, the Red Cross offered us cash to help with expenses.
The Salvation Army offered us "a hot meal" which was just a smoked sausage soaked in cheap barbecue sauce with a stale slice of white bread we had to say how thankful we were while getting preached at.
The Salvation Army offered us "a hot meal" which was just a smoked sausage soaked in cheap barbecue sauce with a stale slice of white bread we had to say how thankful we were while getting preached at.
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
November 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
When I evacuated from the hurricane in 2005, the Red Cross offered us cash to help with expenses.
The Salvation Army offered us "a hot meal" which was just a smoked sausage soaked in cheap barbecue sauce with a stale slice of white bread we had to say how thankful we were while getting preached at.
The Salvation Army offered us "a hot meal" which was just a smoked sausage soaked in cheap barbecue sauce with a stale slice of white bread we had to say how thankful we were while getting preached at.
www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis You know what really winds my waker? Back to THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: THE WIND WAKER! [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]
MJPastellis - Twitch
You know what really winds my waker? [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH] | !tics !yak !discord
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November 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis You know what really winds my waker? Back to THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: THE WIND WAKER! [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]
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Every single month, i need 450. Last 2 months i have hit late fees pretty badly.
Please help me continue paying my car on time.
Cashapp is lexibee69
Venmo is Xander9
PayPal is Xanderbee1
Please help me continue paying my car on time.
Cashapp is lexibee69
Venmo is Xander9
PayPal is Xanderbee1
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Every single month, i need 450. Last 2 months i have hit late fees pretty badly.
Please help me continue paying my car on time.
Cashapp is lexibee69
Venmo is Xander9
PayPal is Xanderbee1
Please help me continue paying my car on time.
Cashapp is lexibee69
Venmo is Xander9
PayPal is Xanderbee1
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Unfortunately an unexpected charge came at me out of nowhere and threw me for a loop. So I had to update the goal to accommodate for it. I appreciate all the support yall have given so far. Truly helping me out!
#mutualaid #helpsky
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November 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Unfortunately an unexpected charge came at me out of nowhere and threw me for a loop. So I had to update the goal to accommodate for it. I appreciate all the support yall have given so far. Truly helping me out!
#mutualaid #helpsky
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#mutualaid #helpsky
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Disabled, broke, trying to make up for lost SNAP benefits so I can get groceries
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Go to paypal.me/longbongsilver and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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November 17, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Disabled, broke, trying to make up for lost SNAP benefits so I can get groceries
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ChatGPT is about making you pay a subscription for thinking.
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
ChatGPT is about making you pay a subscription for thinking.
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It benefits the far-right
if Nazi Germany is viewed
as an anomalous outlier
rather than an
ethno-nationalist model
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February 9, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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It benefits the far-right
if Nazi Germany is viewed
as an anomalous outlier
rather than an
ethno-nationalist model
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(•ㅅ•) ||
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#HistorianSignBunny
It benefits the far-right
if Nazi Germany is viewed
as an anomalous outlier
rather than an
ethno-nationalist model
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(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
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#HistorianSignBunny
www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis Vanquishing our enemies with the power of daddy issues in JACK MOVE! [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]
MJPastellis - Twitch
Destroying our enemies with the power of daddy issues [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH] | !tics !yak !discord
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November 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis Vanquishing our enemies with the power of daddy issues in JACK MOVE! [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]
www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis Sailing across the ocean, seeking new sages in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker <3 [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]
MJPastellis - Twitch
Sailing across the ocean, seeking new sages <3 [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH] | !tics !yak !discord
www.twitch.tv
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis Sailing across the ocean, seeking new sages in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker <3 [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]
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November 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
my family is in big financial trouble, risking going homeless again. i was fired for being chronically ill so i can’t make my bills this month either and i’m overwhelmed by my circumstances. if you’d like to help at all, anything helps @ ko-fi.com/wwxwashere