Matt Owen
@mjowen174.bsky.social
Writerer of things, Leg Spinner, Tool. "He's a relentless gag machine" - Al Murray.
I love a terrible waxworks museum. Oh.
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love a terrible waxworks museum. Oh.
Collapsed too much, more like.
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Collapsed too much, more like.
I could use the amazingly funny quote from Blazing Saddles “We don’t want the…” but this is pretty much that, except they’re not taking the piss. Awful.
December 7, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I could use the amazingly funny quote from Blazing Saddles “We don’t want the…” but this is pretty much that, except they’re not taking the piss. Awful.
Muttley gets his medal
December 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Muttley gets his medal
The Detached Clinker Award
December 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The Detached Clinker Award
Just completed my Panini stinker album.
December 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Just completed my Panini stinker album.
Must qualify as one of more haunting images on my camera roll.
December 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Must qualify as one of more haunting images on my camera roll.
The 279th “Immigration Special” and counting…
December 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The 279th “Immigration Special” and counting…
Sarah Vine? Sarah Whine, more like.
December 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Sarah Vine? Sarah Whine, more like.
Stretford Mall is a calling. Again.
December 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Stretford Mall is a calling. Again.
“Can you write a non-story about a huge issue?”
December 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
“Can you write a non-story about a huge issue?”
Way…waaayyyy too late
December 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Way…waaayyyy too late
First prize in the helmet raffle.
December 1, 2025 at 1:06 PM
First prize in the helmet raffle.
Highlight of the weekend #SomeoneHelp
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Highlight of the weekend #SomeoneHelp
Masturbation Vessel Returns To Base
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Masturbation Vessel Returns To Base
Helping himself to treats
November 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Helping himself to treats
“Ever try eatin’ corn on the cob with no fuckin’ teeth?”
November 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
“Ever try eatin’ corn on the cob with no fuckin’ teeth?”
1. It’s a passport
2. Er…
3. That’s it
2. Er…
3. That’s it
November 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
1. It’s a passport
2. Er…
3. That’s it
2. Er…
3. That’s it
Ok, I’m going to need you to take me through this again…
November 28, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Ok, I’m going to need you to take me through this again…
“A Saniflo 33 chemical toilet - it can cope with anything - earlier on I put in a pound of mashed-up Dundee cake”.
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
“A Saniflo 33 chemical toilet - it can cope with anything - earlier on I put in a pound of mashed-up Dundee cake”.
Another reason to switch off the telly.
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Another reason to switch off the telly.
First day volunteering at Wythenshawe Heart Centre
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
First day volunteering at Wythenshawe Heart Centre