This was a bit of a surprise to us, because up to now she was so deeply bonded to another girl in her class that we didn’t think even know if she knew the other kids’ names.

There is one, maybe two people on this whole list that are below average intelligence. Average intelligence is a low damn bar. Be for real.

Even better: If the sandwich didn’t detonate, you must exculpate!

It’s a work in progress.

I was vaguely aware of the Japanese shipgirl thing, and having now looked it up in response to this post, I want to know a whole lot less.

Based on the article, no lessons were learned.

I think the hiring date and location are going to matter. I’ve seen exactly nothing to indicate that the US Attorneys in an office like, say, New Mexico have been compromised. New York, DC or Virginia, though? If you are still there, you are either a hack or complicit.

One of my favorite things about a layered joke like this is getting home and having @macaronbaker.bsky.social ask me what the hell that post meant. I've got a feeling she's going to get this one, though.