Mitch Harrison
@mitchharrison.bsky.social
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Mitch Harrison
@mitchharrison.bsky.social
· Mar 10
New season of rugby has started. Let’s go Seawolves!
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Time for some reindeer games
December 12, 2023 at 4:57 PM
Time for some reindeer games
Looking forward to a traditional Thanksgiving. A group of starving invaders is fed mixed game, boiled roots and bitter tea made of tea bark by the very people that they will later subdue and massacre while preaching a particularly strict and vengeful version of religion
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Looking forward to a traditional Thanksgiving. A group of starving invaders is fed mixed game, boiled roots and bitter tea made of tea bark by the very people that they will later subdue and massacre while preaching a particularly strict and vengeful version of religion
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Wqwd
Cjka
Alfcgnewca
I suck at these
Wqwd
Cjka
Alfcgnewca
I suck at these
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Wqwd
Cjka
Alfcgnewca
I suck at these
Wqwd
Cjka
Alfcgnewca
I suck at these
Hotel lighting ftw
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Hotel lighting ftw
Remember this holiday season when you see retail employees pouring vodka into their Starbucks cup, no you didn’t
a man drinking from a starbucks cup that says stout
ALT: a man drinking from a starbucks cup that says stout
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Remember this holiday season when you see retail employees pouring vodka into their Starbucks cup, no you didn’t
A company can process a payment in a split second, but they still send things to the wrong address that you’ve updated six weeks earlier
a cartoon sloth in a shirt and tie stamping a piece of paper
Alt: a cartoon sloth in a shirt and tie stamping a piece of paper very slowly
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
A company can process a payment in a split second, but they still send things to the wrong address that you’ve updated six weeks earlier
Brain decided that we needed to watch a Muppet movie tonight. So here we are…
a group of muppets are standing next to each other in a room wearing top hats .
Alt: a group of muppets are standing next to each other in a room wearing top hats. From The Great Muppet Caper
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Brain decided that we needed to watch a Muppet movie tonight. So here we are…
When you find your light
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
When you find your light
First Kraken game. Let’s Go Kraken!!
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 AM
First Kraken game. Let’s Go Kraken!!
A fine and happy Fursday
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
A fine and happy Fursday
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This isn't going to turn into one of those accounts where I, like, see which pasta shape feels the best to fuck or whatever, but a friend and I were being horny and silly
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This isn't going to turn into one of those accounts where I, like, see which pasta shape feels the best to fuck or whatever, but a friend and I were being horny and silly
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Would you like to see my master sword?
November 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Would you like to see my master sword?
Sunshine feels good
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Sunshine feels good
Why I hate home automation. The remote control which has worked for 10 years suddenly stopped because Logitech turned off the service. 🖕
a bomb is laying on the ground next to a large rock .
Alt: R2D2 shuts down and collapses
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Why I hate home automation. The remote control which has worked for 10 years suddenly stopped because Logitech turned off the service. 🖕
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I only fuck guys who vote correctly, though
November 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I only fuck guys who vote correctly, though
While I am interested in the outcome of various elections, I will check all the results tomorrow morning. Emotionally I can’t handle the up/down/wait cycle of election night news
OK fine, just this once, but you have to prove that you voted first. Be gentle
November 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
While I am interested in the outcome of various elections, I will check all the results tomorrow morning. Emotionally I can’t handle the up/down/wait cycle of election night news
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Now available at Doghouse Leathers and locally crafted by @kink.pupifer.com 3D printed paddles & collars with matching locks.
November 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Now available at Doghouse Leathers and locally crafted by @kink.pupifer.com 3D printed paddles & collars with matching locks.
If your corporate email still has ‘Loren Ipsum’s in it, I refuse to take you seriously
a husky dog is laying on a couch and making a funny face while mom says i 'm special .
Alt: a husky dog is laying on a couch and making a funny face while mom says i 'm special .
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
If your corporate email still has ‘Loren Ipsum’s in it, I refuse to take you seriously
I saw a white Tesla hit a black Tesla today and I was very disappointed that there was no reality ripping total annihilation. It was just sort of a plastic thud.
a large explosion with the words ka-boom written in white
ALT: a large explosion with the words ka-boom written in white
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I saw a white Tesla hit a black Tesla today and I was very disappointed that there was no reality ripping total annihilation. It was just sort of a plastic thud.
This is why I don’t run on treadmills. They don’t change with the seasons and bring you beautiful surprises
November 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This is why I don’t run on treadmills. They don’t change with the seasons and bring you beautiful surprises
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Good dogs vote! Bite fascists!
November 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Good dogs vote! Bite fascists!