Hoody
@misterhaytch.bsky.social
0121 based bod.
Every time you touch yourself, God kills a kitten and smites a village.
Every time you touch yourself, God kills a kitten and smites a village.
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Who is this cleft with the microphone?
Such insightful questions may as well ask "What is your favourite colour?"
Such insightful questions may as well ask "What is your favourite colour?"
December 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Who is this cleft with the microphone?
Such insightful questions may as well ask "What is your favourite colour?"
Such insightful questions may as well ask "What is your favourite colour?"
Me watching the Fifa World Cup 'draw'
December 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Me watching the Fifa World Cup 'draw'
Kevin Hart has the same lifeless expression as that annoying shit in The Polar Express.
#Worldcup #Fifa #Wc26 #Worldcupdraw
#Worldcup #Fifa #Wc26 #Worldcupdraw
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Kevin Hart has the same lifeless expression as that annoying shit in The Polar Express.
#Worldcup #Fifa #Wc26 #Worldcupdraw
#Worldcup #Fifa #Wc26 #Worldcupdraw
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
If you see this, quote with your model of positive masculinity:
December 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
If you see this, quote with your model of positive masculinity:
Really @sainsburys.bsky.social ??
Double yellows, pavement parking, at a junction, very near to a primary school.
Double yellows, pavement parking, at a junction, very near to a primary school.
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Really @sainsburys.bsky.social ??
Double yellows, pavement parking, at a junction, very near to a primary school.
Double yellows, pavement parking, at a junction, very near to a primary school.
Went to the Viktor Wynd Museum of Curiosities in London today.
I never thought I'd have to explain to my 10 year old about a jar of Rolling Stones spunk and Russell Brands Pubes but alas... here we are.
I never thought I'd have to explain to my 10 year old about a jar of Rolling Stones spunk and Russell Brands Pubes but alas... here we are.
November 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Went to the Viktor Wynd Museum of Curiosities in London today.
I never thought I'd have to explain to my 10 year old about a jar of Rolling Stones spunk and Russell Brands Pubes but alas... here we are.
I never thought I'd have to explain to my 10 year old about a jar of Rolling Stones spunk and Russell Brands Pubes but alas... here we are.
Do I wait to be called forward?
August 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Do I wait to be called forward?
Gonna have a go. And I don't need a poo.
June 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Gonna have a go. And I don't need a poo.
June 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
May the web designers of Reach Plc step on an upturned plug for this user experience.
May 30, 2025 at 11:16 AM
May the web designers of Reach Plc step on an upturned plug for this user experience.
May 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
May 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I'd laugh my hoop off if these gents came out.
May 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I'd laugh my hoop off if these gents came out.
Celine Dion couldn't make it as she's busy trying to stop the Terrahawks spoiling her plans for domination.
#eurovision
#eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Celine Dion couldn't make it as she's busy trying to stop the Terrahawks spoiling her plans for domination.
#eurovision
#eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Describe yourself with a building
April 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Describe yourself with a building