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Hoody
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0121 based bod.

Every time you touch yourself, God kills a kitten and smites a village.
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misterhaytch.bsky.social
Hahahaha. The Village People missing their cue.
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
misterhaytch.bsky.social
I smell victory for England.

#worldcup #wc26 #Fifa
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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coldwarsteve.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
misterhaytch.bsky.social
Indeed it is.

#worldcupdraw #fifa #wc26
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
misterhaytch.bsky.social
I swear this man is that actor that featured in all early-mid 1990s hostage movies and was always the first Navy seal member to die.

#wc26 #worldcup
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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trudski2012.bsky.social
Guy Fawkes signature before and after watching this World Cup Draw
December 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
misterhaytch.bsky.social
Same Thomas, same.

#wc26 #worldcupdraw #FIFA
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
misterhaytch.bsky.social
The HEIGHT DIFFERENCE is delicious.
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social
Goatse prequel
angusmain.bsky.social Angus Main @angusmain.bsky.social · 2d
This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
misterhaytch.bsky.social
Oh Salma Hayek....how could you? You're better than this.
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
misterhaytch.bsky.social
Who is this cleft with the microphone?

Such insightful questions may as well ask "What is your favourite colour?"
December 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
misterhaytch.bsky.social
Fuck me. How many BPM is Lauren Hill singing at?

She's Scatmanning this.

#wc26 #worldcupdraw
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
misterhaytch.bsky.social
Lauren Hill there cosplaying as a pub bar stool.

#wc26 #worldcup #fifa
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
misterhaytch.bsky.social
I'm pleased to have discovered the cure to crippling arthritis in my toes.

Just watch the toe curling awkwardness of the Fifa World Cup draw.

#worldcup #fifa #wc26
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
misterhaytch.bsky.social
What are the chances eh?

#wc26
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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ajred.bsky.social
#WorldCupDraw
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
misterhaytch.bsky.social
Me watching the Fifa World Cup 'draw'
December 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
misterhaytch.bsky.social
Kevin Hart has the same lifeless expression as that annoying shit in The Polar Express.

#Worldcup #Fifa #Wc26 #Worldcupdraw
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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rickburin.bsky.social
The Nobel committee need to bring in a player of the season award
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
misterhaytch.bsky.social
What are the odds on Trump doing a Tommy Cooper? Asking for a friend

#worldcupdraw #wc26 #fifaworldcup
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
misterhaytch.bsky.social
Is someone a bit sore about not winning the Nobel Peace Prize? We have to watch this public felating of Trump.

I didn't think Fifa could stoop lower, but here we are....

#wc26 #worldcup #fifa
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
misterhaytch.bsky.social
Fuck me.

Is this fooling anyone? We all know what Donald Trump is.

#wc2026 #worldcup
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
misterhaytch.bsky.social
No Waca Waca is it?

#wc26 #worldcupdraw #Fifa
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
misterhaytch.bsky.social
Robbie Williams is desperate for the US to l̶o̶v̶e̶ vaguely recognise him.

#wc26 #fifa #worldcupdraw
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
misterhaytch.bsky.social
As if Fifa gives a shit about the poor and children.

#wc26 #worldcupdraw
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM