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Sam 🔞
@misterbaman.bsky.social
26 | Pan | he/him | Often NSFW | Dead Dove Enjoyer | Multishipper trash | Self-shipping Enjoyer | Minors DNI

Natural born outcast. I like hot and mentally damaged fictional people too much.
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He cares about sharks
December 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Drew Gooden is my favorite creator on Youtube cause he'll go from "this movie's pretty weird right" to "highly researched video essay about this thing that's causing much of the evil in the world" like two videos later. He's living his best life and I envy him for that.
December 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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A big problem with the amount of antis in the fandom space, is that legitimate fans of the shows cannot have even remotely dissatisfied opinions... on literally anything without getting jumped.

We're a lil too used to being shit on and we gotta stop attacking other FANS for differing opinions.
December 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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vox is really gonna have to suck up if he wants to get out of val's doghouse... 💦 #valvox #staticmoth #valangel #staticdust #hazbinhotel
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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doodle
December 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Do you think Val sometimes bring Angel drugs in the same way people surprise friends/partners with like smoothies or something? "Angel baby, I brought you some PCP! It reminded me of you and I figured you'd appreciate it." #ValAngel
December 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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I want to post art but my cursed brain only wants to draw little hazbin hotel comics so I guess that’s what this account is for the foreseeable future 🫡

#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart #staticmoth
November 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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What if it was My Life as a Femboy Robot?

Full res: http://www.notboogie.com/gallery?item=5122
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Sometimes I wonder how the Tali sweat guy is doing. Is he doing well? Is he still theorizing about sweat? Is he still committed to Tali's sweat specifically? Truly a legend we did not deserve.
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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"Revenge"
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Starting the ValVel porn

#hazbinhotel #valvel #polyvees
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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📺と📱
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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Honestly it sucks because people are all I support people with personality disorders till they learn the thoughts they give you and suddenly you're evil
October 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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In addition it's also annoying as hell when you're trying to find ways to help yourself with BPD and all you see is 'how to deal with someone with BPD' 'How to leave a relationship with someone with BPD' Because god forbid people with BPD want to not experience BPD episodes
Honestly it sucks because people are all I support people with personality disorders till they learn the thoughts they give you and suddenly you're evil
October 16, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Fuck no
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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getting into the holiday spirit

#huskerdust
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Sallie Mae Helluva Boss sketches.
November 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Evidently there's a very deep rooted reason why I've been in a mini Arackniss kick.
November 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I often wonder if I can get past old trauma and maybe even repair old connections. Then I find out they're still having weird meltdowns because the show hasn't done one very specific thing, despite it not being the season focus and feel it's maybe for the best till they reconcile with that.
November 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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sinmas party #verovel
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The Bioshock Infinite: Burial at Sea lobotomy scene but it's Vox and Angel
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Gotta say, this poster is really cute. You almost forget they kind of suck as people and would trip you when you walk past them for giggles.
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
If I could pull of the merch Blitz fits I'd be an unstoppable force.
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
YOU 'BOUT TO MAKE ME DO SOMETHING I'LL REGRET
YOU 'BOUT TO MAKE ME ACT UP
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM