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missymoo.myatproto.social
ChristmissyMoo 🎄🐮💕
@missymoo.myatproto.social
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Good morning, fat people are sexy~

🔞 Usually NSFW 🔞 | Body positive, bisexual, trans | Baseball, porn, and writing | in my prime (30s) | DMs are open if you're chill!

Literally a cow 🐮

Venmo: @missymoo93
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Stage 1 complete
Living room wall with christmas stockings, a small tree, and lights around the top
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
missymoo.myatproto.social
I am simply furniture to them sometimes
My cats Daisy and Petunia lounging on me in bed
November 28, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Petunia (standing, the scheming eunuch) and Daisy (seated, the blissfully unaware noble)
Picture of my two cats on a chair. Petunia is stood behind Daisy looking into the camera and lit like a villain with one eye hidden in shadow, while Daisy reclines and is comfortably looking out the window into the bright morning
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
missymoo.myatproto.social
*pointing* Same cow
A corkboard full of various dork ass pins and other scrapbook memory type items, posted for the Grazing Cow magic card at the center
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
missymoo.myatproto.social
Squidward button meme: "I really wish i was playing the 1997 classic SoulBlade (PS1) right now!"
November 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Since i promised, here's my first #tummytuesday post 😌 be nice
Belly
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Do u think she missed me lol
Daisy, my tubby brown tabby cat, laying on my chest, trapping my right hand with her paw
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Ben Affleck smoking dot jpg
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
missymoo.myatproto.social
Very tired but look at the hot swoopy thing my hair is doing 👀
Bathroom mirror selfie of the author, a tall fat white woman in pj's with shoulder length brown hair and black glasses, smiling wanly through the rims
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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The fit and the fairy ✨
PKMN Trainer Missy in a mustard cable knit sweater, plaid skirt, red stockings, and a beret and glasses, throwing a finger heart at the camera Missy again but laughing and adjusting her Mega Ring Missy and her Clefairy at a café
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Someone in one of my main discord servers had us build a Pokémon team using just one Egg Group. I went with Mineral and leaned into Steel type and a mecha theme 🤖
Custom trainer card for Missy. Pokémon listed are Magnezone, Golurk, Archaludon, Aegislash, Metagross, and Coalossal.
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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The original sketch of my fursona, by my love @hellamella21.bsky.social 🐮💕🐺
A digital drawing of a cow lady with pink spots, horns and glasses, looking sweetly up at the viewer
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
missymoo.myatproto.social
Unfair Flips but irl
A penny sitting on a stack of post it notes, the top of which has hash marks chronicling streaks of heads
November 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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[A picture of a stone carved to resemble a frog] ADMIT IT, YOU NOW WANT A Serenity Frog, Babylonia, 2000 BC
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Ben affleck smoking dot jpg
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I mean. Sorta lmao
A tweet by Dedue FE3H, implied to be about Sylvain, Ingrid, and Felix: it's not my circus, but... i am a man with a sense of obligation and duty. Very well. I will care for these monkeys. I will raise them as if they were my own.
November 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Tumblr user awoooniper: *three shots deep*: i need.... i need to... what do i need... i need..... another shot. *four shots deep, inexplicably more coherent*: i need to master the blade.
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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That explains all the articles about cats who know your True Name and cheddar flavored dental floss
Screenshot that says "Wikipedia was just a dream. Nov 13: Readers in the United States deserve an explanation."
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
missymoo.myatproto.social
See? First two anyway 🐮💕
Bathroom mirror selfie of the author, a tall fat white woman with damp shoulder length brown hair and black glasses. She's wearing a gray sports bra under a big loose pink and brown cardigan
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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A tiny bunny at someone's feet captioned "I WANT GRILLCHEESE I WANT GRILLCHEESE"
November 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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After work plans
One of those insane overwrought self-contained shower/hot tub combos with the caption "gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend i'm willem dafoe becoming the green goblin"
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Found this for u lol
Switch Bingo B Relates to both top and bottom Baby but will fight you Defensive if called bottom Peace signs, finger guns, etc "Do i want to top or be topped" I Wavering confidence Cocky and shy at the same time Opens doors for people Mood swings Indecisive N Can drive but badly Fake piercings Loves girls Pretends to be innocent Acts like a top G cropped tops/sweaters Cats and dogs Ambivert Wants long nails but cant Acts like a bottom O Two styles in one "Msg me when you get home" Chaotic energy Can flirt but gets flustered when they flirt back Always asks for sauce
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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"bottom bingo" (filled out) B X Tries their best to help others X Says "heck" a lot X Loves romance X Clingy Clumsy I X Prefers not to drive Cant make decisions X uwu / owo makes typos a lot X blushes N Draws a lot/wants to draw a lot I'm baby X FREE SPACE X Sensitive X Stutters G X Keysmashes Thinks you did something wrong when you didnt X soft™️ X Loves animals X can't make eye contact O "can you order for me" chaotic X wears socks around the house X *cuddle* *snuggle* X texts back really fast
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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This is Theodora as hell lmao (d&d char)
Tumblr user the-punforgiven: "-strapping on my heavy armor- i know all the queer person stereotypes are bards and rogues but SOMEBODY's gotta tank damage around here"
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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"You got games on your phone 👁👄👁"
Petunia, my younger brown tabby cat, climbing up my lap into the camera as I pet her
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM