I love her so so much!

Sloshy momma.

It's pretty pointed.

That said, I have the built in excuse of being an author. Anything I search "is just research for something I'm writing".

Going into 2026...I'm considering doing audio recordings and VO stuff...so this might not be far off~

Eventually I'm gonna need to switch to voice to text...provided it can edit out the burps and moans.

Said bullying can range from some gentle teasing and coddling, paired with a lot of poking and jiggling your fat...

...to some truly rough love as I laugh at you, mocking you, and rubbing your face in what a helpless, hopeless, lard-brained hog you've become, ruining yourself with more food.

Listen...

Really good food is a bit of a turn on for me...

Oh no it's good. It turned out *really* good!

The gravy is a little thickums, but so am I so I'm not complaining.

She's not pretty, but she's close to 2000 calories of fat and carbs, so...I'm still dating her.

Homemade turkey gravy using the last of the drippings from Thanksgiving, homemade spiced fries, and curds and cheese.

Let's see if magic happens.

Blame the marketing department.

He came up with a product for snow removal (good, useful, potentially environmentally harmful but what isn't).

Marketing pushed it as 'Let's abolish the entire season of winter with a single product', and the idiot public ate it up.

Clowns.
Wolves.
Inflation.

Sorry, it's a triple threat. You didn't stand a chance.

Truly a blessed life~

Yesssss...goooood...eat more...more servings...

Definitely check out the preview available in the link above. I'm really happy with how this little story turned out, so I wanted to share it.

Here's another quick peek:

Ooooh, very cool~

Yaaaay congrats it looks so good!

I love it. As a goblin, I can attest that this is true.