Miranda W 🇨🇦
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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I once got hit with a rhythm stick...
Unfortunately, I could not claim compensation
...as I didn't have Personal Ian Dury Insurance
I'm so sorry, I'll see myself out
...please don't block me 😂
Unfortunately, I could not claim compensation
...as I didn't have Personal Ian Dury Insurance
I'm so sorry, I'll see myself out
...please don't block me 😂
a woman is wearing a white apron and a brown vest .
ALT: a woman is wearing a white apron and a brown vest .
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November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I once got hit with a rhythm stick...
Unfortunately, I could not claim compensation
...as I didn't have Personal Ian Dury Insurance
I'm so sorry, I'll see myself out
...please don't block me 😂
Unfortunately, I could not claim compensation
...as I didn't have Personal Ian Dury Insurance
I'm so sorry, I'll see myself out
...please don't block me 😂
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The first rule of Passive Aggressive Club is... I thought you knew it
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The first rule of Passive Aggressive Club is... I thought you knew it
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It's getting colder every day throughout much of the northern hemisphere. If you want to build shelters to help keep your local stray and feral cats warm this winter, here is a great DIY option! www.alleycat.org/resources/ho...
How to Build an Outdoor Shelter
Building an outdoor cat shelter is cheap, easy, and your feline friends will love it! See Alley Cat Allies Step-by-Step guide to build an outdoor cat shelter.
www.alleycat.org
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It's getting colder every day throughout much of the northern hemisphere. If you want to build shelters to help keep your local stray and feral cats warm this winter, here is a great DIY option! www.alleycat.org/resources/ho...
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Nov. 9, 1962: "Can Santa be far behind? A reminder that jolly gent in the bulky red suit will be parading through Toronto streets one week from tomorrow in the annual Santa Claus parade was brought home to shoppers last night when the Yonge St. Christmas lights were turned on..."
November 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Nov. 9, 1962: "Can Santa be far behind? A reminder that jolly gent in the bulky red suit will be parading through Toronto streets one week from tomorrow in the annual Santa Claus parade was brought home to shoppers last night when the Yonge St. Christmas lights were turned on..."
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If you saw a rat steal a slice of pizza, no you didn't, he's got baby turtles to feed.
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If you saw a rat steal a slice of pizza, no you didn't, he's got baby turtles to feed.
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the universe is only constantly expanding to get away from earth
November 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
the universe is only constantly expanding to get away from earth
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What is it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
What is it like inside your head?
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Today I started the "no sweets 4 weeks" challenge which I will restart tomorrow.
October 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Today I started the "no sweets 4 weeks" challenge which I will restart tomorrow.
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(listening to my body)
What's that, body? An entire wedge of blue cheese? Are you sure?
What's that, body? An entire wedge of blue cheese? Are you sure?
October 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
(listening to my body)
What's that, body? An entire wedge of blue cheese? Are you sure?
What's that, body? An entire wedge of blue cheese? Are you sure?
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I want to explain French philosophy to you. But it’s Sartre a difficult subject to understand.
October 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I want to explain French philosophy to you. But it’s Sartre a difficult subject to understand.
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waiter: would you like some capers with your pasta
batman: what
batman: what
October 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
waiter: would you like some capers with your pasta
batman: what
batman: what
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yes, but he still has to sound out some of the longer words
October 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
yes, but he still has to sound out some of the longer words
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September 28, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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This was far funnier than it had any right to be. 😂
September 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
This was far funnier than it had any right to be. 😂
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ME: a guy at work broke his jaw and has to eat all his meals through a straw
WIFE: wow that sucks
ME: i know what a straw does linda
WIFE: wow that sucks
ME: i know what a straw does linda
September 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
ME: a guy at work broke his jaw and has to eat all his meals through a straw
WIFE: wow that sucks
ME: i know what a straw does linda
WIFE: wow that sucks
ME: i know what a straw does linda
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I'm writing poem about pumpkins:
Pumpkins are orange
Goddammit
Pumpkins are orange
Goddammit
September 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I'm writing poem about pumpkins:
Pumpkins are orange
Goddammit
Pumpkins are orange
Goddammit
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shoutout to tumblr user kleinergeist for this post which is going straight into my powerpoint for Grendel day in my monster class this week
September 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
shoutout to tumblr user kleinergeist for this post which is going straight into my powerpoint for Grendel day in my monster class this week
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if you are a musician and you hold the mic out for the crowd sing more than 3x, we are owed a refund. karaoke night is down the street, buddy.
September 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
if you are a musician and you hold the mic out for the crowd sing more than 3x, we are owed a refund. karaoke night is down the street, buddy.
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Thanks for the thesaurus, I similar it so much.
September 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Thanks for the thesaurus, I similar it so much.