@aprilbegins.bsky.social putting this on my timeline is so mean how dare you

They heard what the announcers and NBC's graphics team were doing and they took that personally

Only admirable when Kim K does it. The rest of em can fuck off

Kim Kardashian wanting to be a lawyer and not giving up is admirable and people who use it to tear her down make my misogyny sensors do awooga noises

Also Cassandro, an excellent movie I bring up every time I get the opportunity to do so

Things that are only ok to say on bsky

Oh no. I care deeply. Insofar as I care about Dave Portnoy and Barstool being farther away from me thanks.

Welcome to my hood! Thanks for your hard work both of y'all

"Ah. Well. Nevertheless"

Took all of this for my group chats tysm 🙏🏼

Dog bus driver is my Sistine Chapel

Paul Downs lookin motherfucker

I don't wanna talk about it

"Mamdani only has four planks to his platform." Ok what's Cuomo's platform. Can you name anything he's said he's going to do in an effort to improve the city?

Trivia cheating scandals are my lifeblood, thank you

I have a real feeling of romanticism about NYC today. This city has magic

*is an assemblyman! Part of it is that Mamdani is special and has the juice, but part of it is that he also is of an age where he recognizes the level of scrutiny that comes with running in the Internet age and the savvy to understand how to navigate that.