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MiracleCharlie
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I'll need to think on this. I read. A lot. I used to sing. A lot. I write - just for me. I'm a gay man past 40 - so, basically, dead.
In the ”assjack things great nephews said yesterday" sweepstakes, M said - w/an evil gleam & grin: "Do you need me to help you get up?" as I was leaving table.

This was offset by J, who loves Sondheim & reading, is a genius writer, & laughs at my stupid jokes.

(BTW, they are my favorite greats.)
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Thanksgiving. Dinner.

Me [thinking I'm being witty & snide at the same time] : "That's a knee slapper!"

14 yr old great nephew [mocking me, unaware it would lead to his evisceration]: "Knee slapper! Ha! That's what they said in the 1800s. Like when you had black & white TV."

Yes. He did.
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
And here they are, the Secular Pie Thursday offerings as described in the ALT-text.
All in honor of the sacred holiday as celebrated by the Beloved @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social- who has made this world infinitely better, despite having no corporeal form in it. #SecularPieThursday
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Steroids make dogs pee more. And at a speed they aren't prepared for.

Pee cleanups so far today: 5.

I'm extremely stressed out but I'm hiding it from the pup. Not her fault.
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Poor Bella. Impacted anal gland. Too sore to be dealt with. 4 pills a day and try to keep her from bothering it. This wasn't the relaxing week for which I was hoping. Seems I can't get away from taking care of those in need.
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Taking Bella to the vet at 1:30. She's got what I think is a yeast infection. She's eating and drinking, but she's really worrying the area and it's affecting her ability to walk and sit comfortably. Her parents are on a train in Europe but talked to the vet, as did I. Wish me luck. Poor baby.
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
An actor on DAYS OF OUR LIVES just pronounced SEGUE as seg.
No one in the scene, director, crew, ANYONE thought to stop and correct him?
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If they included @erikaswyler.bsky.social 's novel, clearly their taste level is divine.
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
There are few things more un-nerving to me than someone else's dog or child in my care and they begin to feel unwell.
Poor Bella had a rough day and a half which means I had a VERY rough day and a half.
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The monkeys were good.
November 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I've got very little love for bill, but I still think Hillary was robbed. And calling them to testify about epstein and NOT calling the orange beast or relating unredacted files is some next level hypocritical bs.
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Why am I up at 4am? Well, some people don't really respect personal space when they think it's time for breakfast. Actually, they barely leave me space all night long. But, that's what uncles are for. 10 days of heaven. And, uhm, 4 hours sleep maximum.
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Beat My Dog
YouTube video by Audra McDonald - Topic
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

Note: I'm looking to really get away.
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Saw FOR GOOD. Second acts of musicals. So often problematic. There were a lot of things to like, and the last 30 minutes were pretty grand, but it didn't live up to the promise of the first. And the two new songs are really not good.
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Ten days (nine, now) with Bella and Ivy, my favorite pals with whom I sit. (Don't tell the others.)
November 20, 2025 at 11:53 AM
@eileen4ever.bsky.social Should we be scared by this cloudflare thing?
November 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Cloudflare weirdness is screwing up so many websites. I blame maga.
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Of course he withdrew. He and Janni are going away together. As they should. He needs elevation and gentle massage and palpation of the affected area. And nearby areas. So any swelling is taken care of. That's what friend are for.
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
If you're wondering where your ancient gay uncle has disappeared to on December 20 ... I can tell you.
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Omeprazole has stopped working
What do I do?
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
People, Her Grace, She Who Is All That Is Holy - is being disrespected by Lit Hub. HOW FREAKING DARE THEY! You must go here IMMEDIATELY and vote over and over like the magats do, only in this case, for someone worthy.

lithub.com/what-was-lit...
November 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
If he wants them released, then his russian & tech bro fascist pals have had adequate time to deep fake him and themselves out of the documents. We'll never get the truth about all their raping. And they'll never stop doing it.
November 17, 2025 at 12:02 PM