EjayBee
@mindfulmonkey.bsky.social
Gender fluid rainbow warrior | Foodie, Yogi, runner & wannabe DJ | Teaching anatomy and functional movement.
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EjayBee
@mindfulmonkey.bsky.social
· Nov 24
Hey Jesus. How about doing that rapture right now?
I’d say Elon is about to find out that the number of nazis who can afford a Tesla is a low one. 🙄
January 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I’d say Elon is about to find out that the number of nazis who can afford a Tesla is a low one. 🙄
Hey Jesus. How about doing that rapture right now?
November 24, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Hey Jesus. How about doing that rapture right now?
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[worried my girlfriend might be an evil sex robot]
HER (taking off her dress): what do you want me to do
ME (holding up a photo grid): tell me which boxes contain bicycles
HER (taking off her dress): what do you want me to do
ME (holding up a photo grid): tell me which boxes contain bicycles
November 19, 2024 at 11:08 PM
[worried my girlfriend might be an evil sex robot]
HER (taking off her dress): what do you want me to do
ME (holding up a photo grid): tell me which boxes contain bicycles
HER (taking off her dress): what do you want me to do
ME (holding up a photo grid): tell me which boxes contain bicycles
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I wanna rock and roll 2 hours tops and party maybe every 14 days
November 22, 2024 at 5:02 AM
I wanna rock and roll 2 hours tops and party maybe every 14 days
Just thought I’d try and fix the lack of artsy cappuccino photographs on here.
November 24, 2024 at 10:23 AM
Just thought I’d try and fix the lack of artsy cappuccino photographs on here.