Minda Haas Kuhlmann
@minda33.bsky.social
She/her. Omaha Storm Chasers photos, shiny things, Chiefs, Royals, Taylor Swift.
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Minda Haas Kuhlmann
@minda33.bsky.social
· Jan 30
Hello! I'm a Royals fan and have also been their Triple-A affiliate's team photographer for a million years! I love things like fan interactions, watching other teams' prospects come through, and that thing when outfielders throw so hard they have to do a little tumble.
Love to wake up at 3 a.m., boiling hot, every day
I have my window cracked in the middle of a winter storm warning
I have my window cracked in the middle of a winter storm warning
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Love to wake up at 3 a.m., boiling hot, every day
I have my window cracked in the middle of a winter storm warning
I have my window cracked in the middle of a winter storm warning
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To thine own self please be fr
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
To thine own self please be fr
Anyone else's toddler go through a butter eating phase, or is ours weird? She keeps eating the butter off of her toast and then demanding more butter. So I keep re-buttering the same toast and handing it back to her 🤷🏼♀️
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Anyone else's toddler go through a butter eating phase, or is ours weird? She keeps eating the butter off of her toast and then demanding more butter. So I keep re-buttering the same toast and handing it back to her 🤷🏼♀️
Happy Mannheim Steamroller Still Slaps season to those who celebrate. And I do celebrate.
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Happy Mannheim Steamroller Still Slaps season to those who celebrate. And I do celebrate.
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This is where I am. Been advocating for the penny to go away forever. But if you do that you actually have to plan it and deal with the logistics. Not hard! Many countries have done it! But nah, we just do things because the king tweets it. bsky.app/profile/spsn...
Absolutely and I’m glad that we’re getting rid of this, but an administration that wasn’t a complete train wreck would have announced a date a few years in advance, done an education campaign, given point of sale and accounting software companies guidance, etc.
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This is where I am. Been advocating for the penny to go away forever. But if you do that you actually have to plan it and deal with the logistics. Not hard! Many countries have done it! But nah, we just do things because the king tweets it. bsky.app/profile/spsn...
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good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
Arizona pair celebrates decade of friendship that started with wrong text
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
www.azfamily.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
My meal today was made by volunteers at a church in my hometown. It was a break that I really needed, labor and planning wise, and I'm so grateful for those people doing a very Jesus-like thing with their day.
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
My meal today was made by volunteers at a church in my hometown. It was a break that I really needed, labor and planning wise, and I'm so grateful for those people doing a very Jesus-like thing with their day.
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The headline
blogs.fangraphs.com/blue-jays-re...
blogs.fangraphs.com/blue-jays-re...
Blue Jays Render Unto Cease What Is Cease’s: $210 Million
Cease is the realistic worst-case scenario for a pitcher who’s the best in the world at the two most important things a pitcher needs to do.
blogs.fangraphs.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The headline
blogs.fangraphs.com/blue-jays-re...
blogs.fangraphs.com/blue-jays-re...
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Not only is food more expensive, it is much more likely to make you sick and harm you, or give your baby botulism
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Not only is food more expensive, it is much more likely to make you sick and harm you, or give your baby botulism
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Imagine if your partner left you for the autocomplete function. bsky.app/profile/junl...
one of the more bleak aspects of ai chatbots is it’s starting to blow up real marriages
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Imagine if your partner left you for the autocomplete function. bsky.app/profile/junl...
I get so frustrated when I hear parents/caretakers making stupid idle threats to their kids if they don't "behave." Like shut up Jimbo, the kids know you're not gonna leave them out in the car for being loud in this McDonald's. You're just going to keep saying dumb shit.
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I get so frustrated when I hear parents/caretakers making stupid idle threats to their kids if they don't "behave." Like shut up Jimbo, the kids know you're not gonna leave them out in the car for being loud in this McDonald's. You're just going to keep saying dumb shit.
Learning this on the same day I learned about the brown M&M contract rider being BS is too many things to learn in one day
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Learning this on the same day I learned about the brown M&M contract rider being BS is too many things to learn in one day
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one of the best "my ... T-shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt" fillers
Campbell’s promises its soups are not made with 3D printed meat
Campbell’s promises its soups are not made with 3D printed meat
Welcome to 2025.
buff.ly
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
one of the best "my ... T-shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt" fillers
Ms Rachel's Phonics Song is the gosh damn best
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Ms Rachel's Phonics Song is the gosh damn best
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seatbelts are woke, fly through the windshield headfirst to own the libs.
Exclusive: Republicans plan to challenge vehicle-safety mandates, such as automatic emergency braking and alarms that remind drivers a child is in the back seat.
Senate Committee to Challenge Auto-Safety Mandates That Hurt ‘Affordability’
Republicans are questioning the value of some features, such as automatic braking and rear-seat reminders.
on.wsj.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
seatbelts are woke, fly through the windshield headfirst to own the libs.
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You're kidding me. We only rate dogs. This is a rainbow bagel. I really need you all to start sending us dogs, because we only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: mrpeanutbutter.69)
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You're kidding me. We only rate dogs. This is a rainbow bagel. I really need you all to start sending us dogs, because we only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: mrpeanutbutter.69)
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Also watch out with older CrockPot recipes: Newer slow cookers (like post-2015ish) run a lot hotter for food safety reasons. So “low” is a lot warmer now than it was in the 80s when your mom devised that recipe.
Cookbooks are cool! But be careful about older ones, especially with recipes calling for a box/package/can/container of something (rather than ounces or grams) because many companies have changed their formulas and package sizes in the last few years.
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Also watch out with older CrockPot recipes: Newer slow cookers (like post-2015ish) run a lot hotter for food safety reasons. So “low” is a lot warmer now than it was in the 80s when your mom devised that recipe.
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fire him directly into the fucking sun
KASH PATEL ON FIRING WATCH, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, REPEAT KASH PATEL ON FIRING WATCH
President Trump may have had enough of Kash Patel, according to sources
The president is weighing whether to oust the FBI director after scrutiny of Patel's stewardship of bureau resources, including his girlfriend’s security detail and use of a government jet.
www.ms.now
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
fire him directly into the fucking sun
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The only thing better than dinner-party fun fact pedantry is being able to out-pedant someone else.
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The only thing better than dinner-party fun fact pedantry is being able to out-pedant someone else.
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
"Shlomi, whose name is listed in the Texas GOP’s filing database as Offer Vince “ShamWow” Shlomi,"
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me: oh well idk i'd like to run for office someday but i need more experience, and also to run deep oppo on myself
the shamwow guy:
www.kxan.com/news/your-lo...
the shamwow guy:
www.kxan.com/news/your-lo...
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
"Shlomi, whose name is listed in the Texas GOP’s filing database as Offer Vince “ShamWow” Shlomi,"
H E L P
H E L P
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Watched the Colts offense back this morning. Chris Jones was sensational, both from 3T and lined up at edge. Took over the game on multiple drives.
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Watched the Colts offense back this morning. Chris Jones was sensational, both from 3T and lined up at edge. Took over the game on multiple drives.