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I think the world would be a better place if everyone right would lie down on the floor and listen to "new grass"
December 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I think the world would be a better place if everyone right would lie down on the floor and listen to "new grass"
remember when the internet was slow as shit. god i miss it.
November 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
remember when the internet was slow as shit. god i miss it.
why would I ask gemini if I can just call mom
November 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
why would I ask gemini if I can just call mom
nothing worse than a really tall burger
September 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
nothing worse than a really tall burger
getting real tired of buying things.
September 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
getting real tired of buying things.
don't talk to me until i've had my kefir
August 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
don't talk to me until i've had my kefir
when your wife starts off a sentence with "honey I love you BUT..."
you know you're in trouble.
am I right fellas???
you know you're in trouble.
am I right fellas???
August 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
when your wife starts off a sentence with "honey I love you BUT..."
you know you're in trouble.
am I right fellas???
you know you're in trouble.
am I right fellas???
Burn in hell steve jobs
August 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Burn in hell steve jobs
this is all happening because joseph robinette biden jr made eggs too expensive.
August 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
this is all happening because joseph robinette biden jr made eggs too expensive.
Hey Google is Michael Cane still alive
August 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Hey Google is Michael Cane still alive
*75 degree day*
ME: windows down, music blasting, having time of my life
YOU: windows up, climate control on, wondering if young sheldon is streaming on peacock
ME: windows down, music blasting, having time of my life
YOU: windows up, climate control on, wondering if young sheldon is streaming on peacock
August 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
*75 degree day*
ME: windows down, music blasting, having time of my life
YOU: windows up, climate control on, wondering if young sheldon is streaming on peacock
ME: windows down, music blasting, having time of my life
YOU: windows up, climate control on, wondering if young sheldon is streaming on peacock
love that half the people driving are using their phones and nothing is being done about it
July 10, 2025 at 12:06 PM
love that half the people driving are using their phones and nothing is being done about it
do birds just have diarrhea all the time or what
June 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
do birds just have diarrhea all the time or what
Stringer bell is British???
May 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Stringer bell is British???
*CBS showing shots of azaleas for the millionth time on the Masters*
me whispering under my breath every time: oh fuck yes
me whispering under my breath every time: oh fuck yes
April 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
*CBS showing shots of azaleas for the millionth time on the Masters*
me whispering under my breath every time: oh fuck yes
me whispering under my breath every time: oh fuck yes
bike solve all problems
March 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
bike solve all problems
Saturday night!!!! You know what that means...Lilith fair youtube clips until i fall asleep
December 15, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Saturday night!!!! You know what that means...Lilith fair youtube clips until i fall asleep
my soap dispenser is all fucked up. shooting out like peter north. just got hit in the eye.
November 25, 2024 at 12:31 AM
my soap dispenser is all fucked up. shooting out like peter north. just got hit in the eye.