Mike Scollins
@mikescollins.bsky.social
From Marshfield MA. Writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers and the film BRIAN. Love horror movies. Usually have to pee. He/Him
Earth 2 Curtis Sliwa tonight
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Earth 2 Curtis Sliwa tonight
This is how I'm gonna sleep thinking of the millions sunk into Cuomo's campaign for absolutely nothing
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This is how I'm gonna sleep thinking of the millions sunk into Cuomo's campaign for absolutely nothing
Debra Messing really posting through it right now
November 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Debra Messing really posting through it right now
What is your favorite live music venue in NYC?
Sliwa: The Chainsmokers!!!
Mamdani: Forest Hills.
Cuomo: I picked my daughters up from one once.
Sliwa: The Chainsmokers!!!
Mamdani: Forest Hills.
Cuomo: I picked my daughters up from one once.
October 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
What is your favorite live music venue in NYC?
Sliwa: The Chainsmokers!!!
Mamdani: Forest Hills.
Cuomo: I picked my daughters up from one once.
Sliwa: The Chainsmokers!!!
Mamdani: Forest Hills.
Cuomo: I picked my daughters up from one once.
They probably shouldn't have done this though
October 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
They probably shouldn't have done this though
Best place on Earth if you lived in Massachusetts in the 90s
October 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Best place on Earth if you lived in Massachusetts in the 90s
I'm on Podcast: The Ride today talking about going to Spooky World with Wendy the Snapple Lady! Listen where you get podcasts!
October 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I'm on Podcast: The Ride today talking about going to Spooky World with Wendy the Snapple Lady! Listen where you get podcasts!
any patient meeting with Dr Loomis
October 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
any patient meeting with Dr Loomis
Days before early voting and Andrew Cuomo drops the breakout AI star of the year. Sorry Tilly Norwood but this is our queen
October 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Days before early voting and Andrew Cuomo drops the breakout AI star of the year. Sorry Tilly Norwood but this is our queen
It's 1994 at McDonalds and I'm constantly pretending to be insulted so I can speak to the manager
October 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It's 1994 at McDonalds and I'm constantly pretending to be insulted so I can speak to the manager
best band Rilo Kiley
October 19, 2025 at 6:47 AM
best band Rilo Kiley
sooo you kids hear that song about travis kelce's hog?
October 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
sooo you kids hear that song about travis kelce's hog?
Wrong. This is a good joke.
October 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Wrong. This is a good joke.
them: what you doing october 17th
me:
me:
October 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
them: what you doing october 17th
me:
me:
Running down the best scary movies to watch this Halloween in The Scollywood Minute 🎃🎃🎃
October 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Running down the best scary movies to watch this Halloween in The Scollywood Minute 🎃🎃🎃
this is so awful
September 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
this is so awful
watching Friday the 13th VIII
September 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
watching Friday the 13th VIII
(jackass guitar riff)
September 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
(jackass guitar riff)
"TYLENOL?! YOU'RE TAKING TYLENOL?!"
September 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
"TYLENOL?! YOU'RE TAKING TYLENOL?!"
luckily I still got the golden age Simpsons on dvd ✌🏻
September 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
luckily I still got the golden age Simpsons on dvd ✌🏻
I had to look up To Catch a Predator for a monologue joke and it is so funny all the predators got imdb credits
September 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I had to look up To Catch a Predator for a monologue joke and it is so funny all the predators got imdb credits
see I told ya he's a good guy
September 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
see I told ya he's a good guy
This is so elegant. Nothing says class more than chair and table
September 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
This is so elegant. Nothing says class more than chair and table