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mikenaive.bsky.social
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Unprofessional indie author of barely believable nonsense, available on Kindle Unlimited.
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December 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
All three books in The Hammersmith Series are available now.

Find out more here…
amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F1ZH2ZDC
December 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
It doesn’t take much to make me laugh
December 5, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I was deleting some old photos off my phone today when I found this. No idea where I got it from
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Great to see the wonderful Jan Leeming back on BBC News after all this time
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I wandered past Salisbury Comicon today. I didn’t see any stormtroopers in Sainsburys like last year. I did think I was being followed by a Dalek at one point, but it turned out to be someone with a wheelie suitcase.
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
90%* of people can’t find the dog in this picture. Can you?
*estimated figure
November 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I don’t want to panic anyone, but I think there’s a Sontaran on the train
#DrWho
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Paddington!!!
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Choo choo!!
November 7, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Hey, grok, make a poster showing the best ten Liverpool managers of all time
#lfc
November 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Hey, grok, make a poster showing the best England players of all time
November 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Ahey, grok, make a poster showing the best ten foods of all time
November 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Hey, grok, make a poster showing the best ten authors of all time
#writers
November 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Hey, grok, make a poster showing the best ten US presidents of all time
November 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Hey, grok, make a poster showing the best ten British bands of all time
November 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Hey, grok, make a poster showing the best ten Liverpool footballers of all time
#lfc
November 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Hey, grok, make a poster showing the last ten British prime ministers.
November 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I got a ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ review, not for The Hammersmith series, but for me!
November 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Sorry to break this news, but dogs don’t go to heaven, they go to live on a farm somewhere that’s too far away to visit
October 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I don’t think they realise the clocks have changed
October 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Happy birthday to me!
October 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Sharron Davies would love the toilets in Salisbury as there are five, one for each gender, and they’re named after rivers to recognise that gender is a fluid construct
October 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The long wait for the final chapter in The Hammersmith Series is finally over. Available to pre order now.

amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F1ZH2ZDC
September 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I could quite easily develop a £10/week stollen habit
September 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM