True!

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The meat industry is very problematic and that’s a big theme in my book. But Roundup is the most benign herbicide out there.

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You are entitled to do whatever you want in your yard and home but those are not the facts.

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Not very

In case anyone didn’t get the art plagiarism joke

www.simonandschuster.com/books/We-Are...

This was amazing. There was something incredibly inspiring about seeing these massive beautiful creatures wrestled out of the water and then scienced on the boat and then returned to their home as if they just had a brief time-out. Max and I are so grateful.

Wrote about this recently in the NYT. My favorite tidbit was the Farm Bureau's #1 policy priority: Marriage should be between a man and a woman. It's a Republican lobby group!

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When your opponent is drowning, it’s important to throw yourself an anvil.

Good for Trump, good for Republicans, good for political reporters who get Hawaii trips to write Majority Leader Brian Schatz profiles, otherwise bad.

These premium increases are UNACCEPTABLE!!! Also we accept them. 🤷🏼

At least we showed that we wouldn’t back down until we killed those awful Obamacare increases! Oh wait we didn’t? Ah well never mind.

You see, it’s important to pass a continuing resolution so that Trump can spend the money he wants to spend and impound the money he feels like impounding. Also it’s important to depress everyone who voted for Democrats, wouldn’t want them to do that again.

Hooray, we won an election, and everyone blames Trump for the shutdown. Let’s show them that we could’ve reopened the government at any time, and also that we held out for 40 days for no reason whatsoever.

Depends who panders more shamelessly to my anger

i warned everyone that i would die on this hill and now i have

"I choose to do a physically strenuous outdoor activity that I find thrilling and satisfyiing as well as hard" is very different from "I choose to spend hundreds of billions of taxpayer dollars to reach the moon because it's hard."

"Because it's there" is a legitimate reason. "Because it's cool" is a legitimate reason. "Because it's hard" is silly.