Man, I remember the massive stack of firewood my dad had at the back of our garage growing up. Which was super important because we made, you know, maybe one or two fires a year in the fireplace.

Drop a 6-7 on ‘em and run!

Lefties should be erased and I’ll support any candidate who promises to do so.

God, I don’t know how many times I’ve said the same thing.

Oh my God! Can’t believe I’ve never heard about this before. Then again, I did studiously avoid this movie and finding out anything about this movie.

And the free throw shooting! Ugh

I’m probably exaggerating what he’s said in my head, David. Definitely don’t think of me as a reliable source.

I think there's some value in just not having to stay in baseball shape, go to spring training, and check in with the club regularly, especially if it's not your priority. But, yeah, these negotiations have to be weird as hell.

It's so hard to remember how good Anthony Rendon was 2017-2019.

HIV doesn't care about where you live, what your ethnicity is, what religion you follow, or who you love. But it fucking rejoices when you stop paying attention to it, because then it gets stronger. Spurning an opportunity to raise awareness and reduce transmission rates is disqualifyingly stupid.

Um...Holly? You are making tiramisu from scratch? Do you have room for one more at Thanksgiving? I'm prepared to abandon my wife and inlaws for the day.

Asked by a reporter about his beliefs surrounding the plausibility of Ghostbusters 2, the Secretary noted that he's relying on "gold standard science to accurately assess the emotion-conveying properties of ectoplasm." Pam Bondi, meanwhile, is ordering the case of the Scoleri Brothers to be reopened

He's screaming because he's about to get hit by a bat.

Now my brother has weighed in and it's abundantly clear that their entire family thinks Charlie's birthday is on the wrong day.

But, like the Calvins Twins, in the face of all of it, ya gotta laugh.