Mike
@mikebagger.bsky.social
Dadbod. Dad jokes. #Saints football.
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In a historic first, Cajuns struggle with Rice
August 31, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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I really hate to admit it but the Taco Bell AI drive-through is 1000 times better than the old school human version.
June 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I really hate to admit it but the Taco Bell AI drive-through is 1000 times better than the old school human version.
Almost as many active users as Mark Zuckerberg’s mom
The artificial intelligence assistant’s one billion milestone comes after the company in April released a stand-alone app for the tool.
Mark Zuckerberg says Meta AI has 1 billion monthly active users
Meta's AI assistant now has one billion monthly active users across the company's family of apps, CEO Mark Zuckerberg said Wednesday.
cnb.cx
May 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Almost as many active users as Mark Zuckerberg’s mom
Thanks for the outage, SLEMCO. Apparently I needed a little quiet time.
May 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Thanks for the outage, SLEMCO. Apparently I needed a little quiet time.
Reposted by Mike
Look how comfortable that dog is on Tyler Shough’s lap. GREEN FLAG. That’s the kind of teammate I want in my QB room.
April 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Look how comfortable that dog is on Tyler Shough’s lap. GREEN FLAG. That’s the kind of teammate I want in my QB room.
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Listen. I don’t care if it’s Uncle Rico as long as we get rid of Carr.
April 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Listen. I don’t care if it’s Uncle Rico as long as we get rid of Carr.
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
Age yourself with a toy from your childhood.
March 31, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Age yourself with a toy from your childhood.
Lafayette says “Roads, bridges, fire departments: bad. Mosquitoes: good.”
March 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Lafayette says “Roads, bridges, fire departments: bad. Mosquitoes: good.”
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So I heard we can upload videos longer than a minute now
March 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
So I heard we can upload videos longer than a minute now
Current state: ready for Bonaparte
March 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Current state: ready for Bonaparte
Beautiful day for a parade
March 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Beautiful day for a parade
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how badly did you lose the rap battle when the american heart association recommended using the diss track against you to perform cpr
February 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
how badly did you lose the rap battle when the american heart association recommended using the diss track against you to perform cpr
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ZACH BAUN, MICKEY LOOMIS SHALL PAY FOR HIS CRIMES
February 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
ZACH BAUN, MICKEY LOOMIS SHALL PAY FOR HIS CRIMES
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Zack fucking Baun…
February 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Zack fucking Baun…
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How long did we have Zack Baun in the building? Fucking Dennis Allen.
February 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
How long did we have Zack Baun in the building? Fucking Dennis Allen.
The kids are alright.
February 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The kids are alright.
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Gumbo cook off judging. Serious business.
February 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Gumbo cook off judging. Serious business.
Your best, no bullshit, informed analysis of last nights tragedy is right here.
January 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Your best, no bullshit, informed analysis of last nights tragedy is right here.
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"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross."- attributed to Sinclair Lewis
January 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross."- attributed to Sinclair Lewis