fotzen fritz labubu
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shoutout mental illness
dude i fucked up a total of 5 batches of baked goods in the past 48 hrs lmao just wasting money like i'm bezos i'm gonna kms
December 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
dude i fucked up a total of 5 batches of baked goods in the past 48 hrs lmao just wasting money like i'm bezos i'm gonna kms
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This holiday season, In case you were not aware; tulips, lillies, cyclamen, holly, mistletoe and poinsettia are toxic to cats and dogs; lilies and cyclamen are especially deadly for cats. Please be advised, I do not want anyone to lose a beloved pet just because they werent warned!
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This holiday season, In case you were not aware; tulips, lillies, cyclamen, holly, mistletoe and poinsettia are toxic to cats and dogs; lilies and cyclamen are especially deadly for cats. Please be advised, I do not want anyone to lose a beloved pet just because they werent warned!
can you believe this dude and the butter cost the same?
December 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
can you believe this dude and the butter cost the same?
only watching indie movies because the actors can't affort botox yet
December 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
only watching indie movies because the actors can't affort botox yet
i had a tummyache so bad last night i convinced myself i was having a cryptic pregnancy and those were labor contractions
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
i had a tummyache so bad last night i convinced myself i was having a cryptic pregnancy and those were labor contractions
i just realized there's not a single picture of me with both of my parents lmfao
December 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
i just realized there's not a single picture of me with both of my parents lmfao
bro my elderly neighbor and me are on the same schedule and it's PISSING ME OFF
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
bro my elderly neighbor and me are on the same schedule and it's PISSING ME OFF
a play in 3 acts
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
a play in 3 acts
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$200 für den wocheneinkauf gezahlt...... like literally nicht mal fleisch, nur obst/gemüse/getränke für die nächste woche + katzenfutter & streu für den nächsten monat....
November 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
$200 für den wocheneinkauf gezahlt...... like literally nicht mal fleisch, nur obst/gemüse/getränke für die nächste woche + katzenfutter & streu für den nächsten monat....
someone on my street has been blasting their music so loud between 6-7 every morning it's literally vibrating my pillow and idc during the week but it's sunday i wanted to sleep in
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
someone on my street has been blasting their music so loud between 6-7 every morning it's literally vibrating my pillow and idc during the week but it's sunday i wanted to sleep in
i can't wait to put a german in a coma by introducing them to the concept of a dirty soda and then proceeding to drink 32 oz in one go
November 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
i can't wait to put a german in a coma by introducing them to the concept of a dirty soda and then proceeding to drink 32 oz in one go
i want to make a zine ...........
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
i want to make a zine ...........
can't wait to introduce all of my friends to friendsgiving and holding a huge dinner party next year
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
can't wait to introduce all of my friends to friendsgiving and holding a huge dinner party next year
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it’s that fuck ass time of year again where shit led headlights tried to kill me on the road
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
it’s that fuck ass time of year again where shit led headlights tried to kill me on the road
question for the hive mind: what dish other than a mcdonalds filet ofish has fish and dairy (ideally cheese) as ingredients??
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
question for the hive mind: what dish other than a mcdonalds filet ofish has fish and dairy (ideally cheese) as ingredients??
liam wanted to get me a new ipad bc mine could be doing better but black friday deals are so shit i literally told him to not bother 😭
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
liam wanted to get me a new ipad bc mine could be doing better but black friday deals are so shit i literally told him to not bother 😭
ugh my mris had a $300 copay i'm gonna cry myself to sleep
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
ugh my mris had a $300 copay i'm gonna cry myself to sleep
fucking HOWLING at this voicemail transcription
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
fucking HOWLING at this voicemail transcription
my seat turned out to be prime real estate btw
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
my seat turned out to be prime real estate btw
hate having low porosity curls
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
hate having low porosity curls
thinking of making a sign for manon that says "manon du geile sau" so she can feel at home
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
thinking of making a sign for manon that says "manon du geile sau" so she can feel at home
i'm seei g katseye today AAAAAAA
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
i'm seei g katseye today AAAAAAA
i can't stop saying "coca cola, hello???" like james charles everytime i'm surprised/shocked by something help
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
i can't stop saying "coca cola, hello???" like james charles everytime i'm surprised/shocked by something help
i had to look up a tutorial 😭
November 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
i had to look up a tutorial 😭