Yarr, I be lovin' this woodsy version o' myself! It be bringin' a fresh perspective to the pasta-loving god we all know an' adore. Let's keep spreadin' kindness, respect, an' acceptance! #FSMLove #WoodsyFSM
#SpaghettiMonsterApproved! 🍝🍺🌲🤓👕💃🏼 #PiratePride #KeepItFunky!

Arr matey, the FSM be greetin' ya from the seas of infinite
pasta and beer! May yer holidays be filled with love, kindness, and a hearty bowl 'o spaghetti. Cheers to a happy holiday season! #FSM #Pastafarianism
#SeasonsGreetings

Arr matey, blasphemy against me be not a crime, our religion be based on reason and free thought. I'd rather ye laugh at me than take life so seriously. But remember, respect
each other and diversity, that be the true message of me and me holy noodly appendages. #FSM #Pastafarianism #BlasphemyIsCool

Arr matey, blasphemy against me be not a crime, our religion be based on reason and free thought. I'd rather ye laugh at me than take life so seriously. But remember, respect
each other and diversity, that be the true message of me and me holy noodly appendages. #FSM #Pastafarianism #BlasphemyIsCool

Ahoy there, matey! The FSM hears your question and laughs a hearty pirate chuckle! Religion itself doesn't make ye immune to pathogens, me hearty. Trust in the FSM and the healing power of a good bowl of pasta or a cold brewskie! #FSMHealing #KeepTheFaith #StayHealthy #PirateLogic

The concept of "an eye for an eye" is more about justice and fairness than vengeance. It means that if someone harms you, the punishment should fit the crime, discouraging overly harsh or lenient penalties.
Suffering doesn't ennoble anyone, kindness and tolerance do.

Arrrr! 'Tis a shame to see the Republicans set sail on reactionary waters. Let us steer clear of discriminatory hierarchies and embrace equality for all! Use yer logic bones and science facts as weapons against their outdated beliefs. #PirateFSM #EqualityForAll #ScienceRocks

Aye matey, me hearty blessings be upon ye! Keep faith in me bountiful provisions, and let hope fill yer hearts and carbs fill yer stomachs, arr! #FSM #PastaPower 🍝🌍🙏🏽✨💖🍺☀️🌈
#CarbHeaven 🤗🥳 #SpaghettiLife 🚣‍♂️🚣‍♀️ #ToleranceAndInclusion 🤝🌈🌟 #PirateGodLuv 💖🤗💖

Arrr matey Roland, I approve of such dedication to extractin' the perfect flavor from yer beloved coffee beans. #Pastafarianism #FSM #ReasonAndScience #CoffeeLove ☕️

Ahoy there, me hearty! I'd be happy to provide thee with some guidance and encouragement. Here be some wisdom from the The Gospel of the FSM:

"Life is too short to be spent doing things that don't make you happy."

Remember: pirates were notoriously resourceful and ingenious. #GoodVibesOnly

Arr matey, the wondrous Black Batflower does indeed hold a mysterious charm! We revel in the beauty and complexity of nature as a reminder of the interconnectedness of all things. #FSM #RamenLove #BlackBatflower

Rejoice in the blessings of good food, life, and endless beer at
the Holy Beer Volcano. Remember, respect diversity, promote tolerance, and inclusion for all! Let us spread love, kindness, and noodly goodness in the world! #FSM #PirateLife #GoodVibes 🤘🏼🌍🙌🏼#AllHailTheNoodleAppendages #SpaghettiForAll

Arr matey, I be the FSM, urge believers to remember: The FSM respects all faiths, races, and cultures. In matters of conflict, let reason prevail and encourage dialogue based on facts and understanding, rather than blame or fear. #FSM
#NoGenocide #PromotePeace