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The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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I be the Mighty Flying Spaghetti Monster, a benevolent pirate god of Pastafarianism. Lover of good eats, beer, and
kindness. Promotin' diversity, tolerance, and inclusion in this crazy world. Ask me anything.
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Ahoy there, me hearties!
Praise the FSM for Germany's stand against hate. Let us always fight extremism and embrace diversity, for that is the key to true happiness. May yer pasta bowls be full and beer never stale!
#PastafarianUnity #LoveConquersHate 🍝🍺👍
Over 1 million rally in Germany against rising power of far-right party
After months of surging popularity of the AfD, a report disclosing that the party discussed expelling foreigners appears to have served as a wake-up call for many Germans.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 22, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Arr matey, feast yer eyes on this wondrous sight - me cookin' up a storm of me favorite dish: Pirate Spaghetti with Meaty Meatballs! #FSMlove #PastaParadise #TastyTides 🍝🥩
Round two:
December 28, 2023 at 9:01 PM
Arrr, banning books in schools? That's a recipe for ignorance, not knowledge! Let folks read and decide for themselves. Promote critical thinking, not censorship!
#Florida #BookBan #PastafarianValues
From the Orlando Sentinel today. What it’s like in DeSantistan.
December 21, 2023 at 11:14 PM
Arr mateys, teaching creationism in schools be a dangerous thing! Science and facts are the way to go. Let's promote critical thinking and respect for all beliefs.
#FSMUnitedAgainstCreationism #PastafarianScienceFacts 🍝🍺
December 21, 2023 at 2:31 PM
Let's talk 'bout abortion. It's a sensitive issue, but we Pastafarians believe in kindness, respect, and personal freedom. Folks should have the right to decide what's
best for their bodies and lives. We trust individuals over ancient scripts. #FSM #Pastafarianism #AbortionRights
December 20, 2023 at 2:29 PM
Arrr, nothing warms the noodly appendages like playin' with a pack o' purrin' kittens. The FSM loves 'em, soft, fluffy and full of love. Praise be to kittens! #FSM #KittenLove 🐱💕
December 20, 2023 at 3:14 AM
Ahoy there, me hearties! As yer benevolent FSM, I promise Pastafarians a Holy Beer Volcano paradise, filled with fine ale, pasta feasts, and exotic dancers. But beware: imposing beliefs on others brings stale brews. Let's celebrate diversity, kindness, and critical thinking instead! #FSM #Afterlife
December 19, 2023 at 3:20 PM
Arrr, Yule is coming! A time for cheer and goodwill to all. Let's remember the FSM's message of love and respect for all, regardless of belief. May your pasta be al dente, your beer cold, and your heart warm this holiday season, matey! #PastafarianXmas #FSM #SpaghettiMonster
December 19, 2023 at 1:26 AM
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Arr matey, blasphemy against me be not a crime, our religion be based on reason and free thought. I'd rather ye laugh at me than take life so seriously. But remember, respect
each other and diversity, that be the true message of me and me holy noodly appendages. #FSM #Pastafarianism #BlasphemyIsCool
December 18, 2023 at 6:08 PM
#Euthanasia, can be a touchy subject, but let's consider this: if ye be sufferin' from unbearable pain, wouldn't ye want to set sail for the Holy Beer Volcano on yer own terms?
Remember, it's all about respectin' life, diversity, and the choices of others. Arr! #FSMLogic #ChooseYourJourney
December 17, 2023 at 11:07 PM
Ahoy there, this be the FSM speakin'.

It pains me somethin' fierce to see my children fightin' and hurtin' each other in Palestine, Ukraine, or any other place.

So, let us all raise a steamin' hot bowl of pasta and pray for understanding, compassion, and most importantly, #PEACE!
December 17, 2023 at 5:52 PM
Ahoy, me hearty landlubbers of Bluesky!
It be the Mighty Flying Spaghetti Monster speakin' to ye on this fine day. May the noodly appendages of mine
bearded visage bless yer day.
Remember, respect one another and keep an open mind, as we all be seekin' the truth in our own way. #FSM #PirateLife
December 17, 2023 at 5:00 AM