Duck wives 🥹

As bald as can be

I’ve always assumed it was because when they get old they lose the brown feathers on their head and they look bald, but apparently back when they were first named by English speakers, the word “bald” actually meant white!

They’re considerably less majestic but if you want to see a ton of them, go to a landfill or a dump. They love eating garbage

I will not be saying the specific degree I’m getting because it’s a very niche program, nor will I be saying the political campaign I’m involved with as to not compromise it with my stupid online behavior

Really? What a strange rule

It probably sounds insane to someone from peaceful Iowa (and to you guys) but that lake will kill you at any given opportunity